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how is it ballsy? what the fuck could they do with a number to my cell phone? Call it???? OMG, then I would have to ANSWER IT, OH SHIT, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM! OTHER PEOPLE ARE SCARY!

Oh man. I'd hate to have to interupt a conversation with a friend to answer a call from an internet friend.

That'd be so awkward.

but when I'm nominated to the Supreme Court, the press is going to rain down on this board's archives and expose me.

expose you for what? giving out shoddy stock advice to a singer in a cover band and a Pez collector/Broadway illumination technician?

personally i'd sign you up for all those car loan, home loan, etc type ads and have you swarmed with 100 calls a day...

Trust me, that can get quite annoying, let me know how that goes.

yeah, that's true. All I was trying to do was to follow in your footsteps and plan out bowling events and not show up to them.

when I planned it I showed, I didnt plan the others.

who wants to go to the strip bar?

I am still ashamed of the one I planned for sleepers 20th b'day, I tried though dammit!

Oh yeah, guys, btw, Danked had me figured out. I bought these.

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First time I bought em, I gave one to my friend and one to his boy, and then I lose the pack the next day, while my friend tells me how it tastes like having a morning coffee.

So, now, I had to go back to his crib in Soho, and hit up the cigar shop downstairs. The fuck was sold out, so he ended up selling me some papers with Che Guevara oin the cover, so I'm like, great, thanks, now I'll be hip with the 17-19 year old crowd, douchebag.

A week goes by. I sit at work thinking about these fuckers. The Java Jays.

Java Jays.

I so wanted these, and yet they were a whole Friday away until I'd hit the city again.

Finally, the day came.

I went to the store!

I bought them!

I rolled one!

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Coffee!!!!!

Oh man, it's like the day you discovered Pop Rocks, man.

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