08-28-2005, 06:03 AM
I hung out with my brother, we went to the Jets/Giants debacle. Then we played some Xbox at his place for a little while and he dropped me off at home. As he drove off, I, being the drunk I am, decided I would like another beer. So instead of entering the house I walked to the bar to pick up a six-pack. (2:25)
About halfway to the bar I see my friend Bob outside his house. I think, it's late as hell, I'm about to get some beer, why not share it with someone? So I say "Hey Bob" and am ignored before I realize he's fighting with his (fat) girlfriend. I hear Bob threaten to call the cops, she says "go ahead", and I'm out. (2:30)
I get to the bar, four blocks from my house, and the bartender there (new guy) asks me for ID. There it is. I cut my hair and get carded. For the first time in forever. I just said I'll go get it, no use arguing, and left. (2:35)
Outside the bar(The Zoo), I reach into my pocket to doublecheck in case I might have some ID on me (even though I never carry any).
I walk back to my house and Bob and his girlfriend are still arguing. I grab my license and head back out and debate in my head: should I drive, or walk? I decide to walk, cause if I drive the asshole cops sitting outside the bar will probably pull me over after I leave, but if I walk they won't do shit. (2:45)
So I walk. The bar closes at three. I decide to jog. After about 200 feet of jogging I see a skunk run out from a bush about 10 feet in front of me. I freeze. Fuck, I'm about to be sprayed!
Thankfully, the skunk runs under a car, and a few seconds later runs to the other side of the street. I go on.
I get to about a half block from Bob's house, when I see the lights. Cops are there. I walk past, hear some cops talking their cop talk to my friend, and keep going. About a block before I get to the bar to pick up my beer, I reach into my pocket (why, I don't know) and find MY MONEY IS GONE!!!! (2:55)
$350 cash, a few receipts, and my driver's license are gone! I'm losing my mind here now. Where did I drop it? Who stole it? At least I didn't lose my wallet, with my credit cards...
So I retrace my steps. Last time I KNOW I saw the money I had in my pocket was outside The Zoo, so I walk back there scanning every inch in front of me hoping I see it. But if you lose money in front of a bar, you think you'll ever see it again?
Now it's after three, the bar is closed but who cares, I just need my money and license. The cops are gone from The Zoo and Bob's house and his girlfriend's car is not there.
I walk back to my house, still scanning the ground, but no luck. All the cash I had in my pocket was still gone. I'm looking at everything that might maybe be some sort of money type thing. Somebody in a riced-out tinted windowed car pulls up next to me at some point, then drives away...
So I go back into my house, search inside, no dice. So I look for a flashlight. I can't fucking find a flashlight! (3:20)
I go back out to look again, streetlights my only help. I go down about two blocks, then decide to search the other side of the street. There, in the middle of the sidewalk about a block and a half from my house, is my shit! (3:35)
I pick it up, go home, fuck around on the internet, and go to sleep...
True story.
About halfway to the bar I see my friend Bob outside his house. I think, it's late as hell, I'm about to get some beer, why not share it with someone? So I say "Hey Bob" and am ignored before I realize he's fighting with his (fat) girlfriend. I hear Bob threaten to call the cops, she says "go ahead", and I'm out. (2:30)
I get to the bar, four blocks from my house, and the bartender there (new guy) asks me for ID. There it is. I cut my hair and get carded. For the first time in forever. I just said I'll go get it, no use arguing, and left. (2:35)
Outside the bar(The Zoo), I reach into my pocket to doublecheck in case I might have some ID on me (even though I never carry any).
I walk back to my house and Bob and his girlfriend are still arguing. I grab my license and head back out and debate in my head: should I drive, or walk? I decide to walk, cause if I drive the asshole cops sitting outside the bar will probably pull me over after I leave, but if I walk they won't do shit. (2:45)
So I walk. The bar closes at three. I decide to jog. After about 200 feet of jogging I see a skunk run out from a bush about 10 feet in front of me. I freeze. Fuck, I'm about to be sprayed!
Thankfully, the skunk runs under a car, and a few seconds later runs to the other side of the street. I go on.
I get to about a half block from Bob's house, when I see the lights. Cops are there. I walk past, hear some cops talking their cop talk to my friend, and keep going. About a block before I get to the bar to pick up my beer, I reach into my pocket (why, I don't know) and find MY MONEY IS GONE!!!! (2:55)
$350 cash, a few receipts, and my driver's license are gone! I'm losing my mind here now. Where did I drop it? Who stole it? At least I didn't lose my wallet, with my credit cards...
So I retrace my steps. Last time I KNOW I saw the money I had in my pocket was outside The Zoo, so I walk back there scanning every inch in front of me hoping I see it. But if you lose money in front of a bar, you think you'll ever see it again?
Now it's after three, the bar is closed but who cares, I just need my money and license. The cops are gone from The Zoo and Bob's house and his girlfriend's car is not there.
I walk back to my house, still scanning the ground, but no luck. All the cash I had in my pocket was still gone. I'm looking at everything that might maybe be some sort of money type thing. Somebody in a riced-out tinted windowed car pulls up next to me at some point, then drives away...
So I go back into my house, search inside, no dice. So I look for a flashlight. I can't fucking find a flashlight! (3:20)
I go back out to look again, streetlights my only help. I go down about two blocks, then decide to search the other side of the street. There, in the middle of the sidewalk about a block and a half from my house, is my shit! (3:35)
I pick it up, go home, fuck around on the internet, and go to sleep...
True story.