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I told my boss that I had to leave work early to "help my sister with something", when in reality I had my fantasy football draft.
Hey...you did what you had to do.

I had the same uncle die 3 times, 3 different jobs, to get off work. First time it was for real, and the story was so good I decided to use it as a keeper just incase.
that should be a legitimate reason to skip work, damnit
how's your team?
pretty good I think

14 teams
1 point per reception
25 yards per passing point
10 yards per rushing/receiving

QB: Hasselbeck
WR: Javon Walker (41st pick!), Darrell Jackson
RB: Dom Davis, Kevin Jones
TE: Shockey
WR/RB: TJ Huzamandech
D: Pitt
K: Janikowski
Bench: Willie Parker, Antonio Bryant, Aaron Brooks, and a bunch of backup RBs
No surprise that you lied. It's usually second nature to people like you.
he has proven that here many times
oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.
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Gooch Wrote:oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.
thats because you have been fooled by his lies. your soft headedness has never been in question.
you have a pretty solid team for a 14 team league, but i think you can do better than TJ at your flex position.
league counts receptions, so TJ is pretty damn good.

Thought I'm starting Parker for the first few weeks
How many rounds was the 14 man league draft? I know i want to shoot myself half way through a 10 or 12 round one.
16 rounds. Took 2 hours. It was so horribly painful.

However, since I was picking on the end, I could just make my pick and walk away from the computer for 10-15 minutes at a time.
live drafts are worse because you get to look at the stupid faces of the one or two dicks who take 10 minutes to make a pick
Two hours?? Jeez, my 10-team draft is tonight and I set my hair apptmt for an hour and a half later. Now IO'm worried I won't be done in time.
2 hours = 120 minutes
Z = Rounds of Suzie's draft

14*16 = x = # of picks in Galt's draft
120/x = y = minutes per pick in Galt's draft
y*10z = approximate minutes of Suzie's draft

Plan accordingly




Edited By Galt on 1125433383
live drafts are way more fun. we verbally abuse people who dont pick quickly.
next 2 nights i'm waiting on draft parties. tomorrow's a prepaid open bar, i'm so looking forward to abusing them all.


my job rocks
just keep repeating that to yourself
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