09-24-2005, 08:02 AM
So i go to check my mailbox yesterday and inside i find one of those little blue slips telling me that i have recieved a package and to go pick it up at another building. I was expecting it to be Donkey Kong Country for SNES, which i had purchased last week, so I was filled with joy.
I get to the mail center here on campus, hand them my ID and the blue packing slip, and a girl goes in the back and gets my package. The box seemed a bit large to be holding just a SNES game, but it wasn't out of the question. I signed for the package and was on my way.
I didn't really feel like carrying the box around, so I took a key and openned it up. I looked inside, and there seemed to be a lot of stuff. I move the invoice out of the way and instead of donkey kong, i see the words "Body Glide." I quickly stopped looking through the box, being that there was a high possibility that there was other sex toys in the box and I was walking down the street as I was looking inside.
My first thought was "my stupid friends sent me a bunch of gay shit as a joke," so i go to see what the return address is. But it turns out that this package wasnt even addressed to me. Instead, it was addressed to none other than my dickbag RA. This brought on both feelings of hapiness and disgust.
Upon further inspection, the full contents of the box turned out to be:
1) 1 set rubber cock rings
2) 2 tubes body glide
3) 1 set handcuffs
4) a "Bullet Vibrator"
So long story short, the asshole RA in my building is a sexual deviant, and in my opinion, these items are to be used in solitary, because it is highly unlikely that he is getting laid....by either sex.
p.s. I brought the package back today and got my snes game. i doubt he will ever ask me about what has happened, because "did you find my homo bondage gear" isn't too popular of a conversation starter.
I get to the mail center here on campus, hand them my ID and the blue packing slip, and a girl goes in the back and gets my package. The box seemed a bit large to be holding just a SNES game, but it wasn't out of the question. I signed for the package and was on my way.
I didn't really feel like carrying the box around, so I took a key and openned it up. I looked inside, and there seemed to be a lot of stuff. I move the invoice out of the way and instead of donkey kong, i see the words "Body Glide." I quickly stopped looking through the box, being that there was a high possibility that there was other sex toys in the box and I was walking down the street as I was looking inside.
My first thought was "my stupid friends sent me a bunch of gay shit as a joke," so i go to see what the return address is. But it turns out that this package wasnt even addressed to me. Instead, it was addressed to none other than my dickbag RA. This brought on both feelings of hapiness and disgust.
Upon further inspection, the full contents of the box turned out to be:
1) 1 set rubber cock rings
2) 2 tubes body glide
3) 1 set handcuffs
4) a "Bullet Vibrator"
So long story short, the asshole RA in my building is a sexual deviant, and in my opinion, these items are to be used in solitary, because it is highly unlikely that he is getting laid....by either sex.
p.s. I brought the package back today and got my snes game. i doubt he will ever ask me about what has happened, because "did you find my homo bondage gear" isn't too popular of a conversation starter.
