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hoon you are a nobody,
as am I.....
which must be why they enjoy talking to us so much......


because they've been talking to nobody for years.

these guys are mere months away from talking to their own testicles as if they're two seperate friends but they're right... we're lame.

Gonzo often talks to Keyser's testicles.....

whispering sweet nothings.

..and i have no doubt that what he whispers is cutting edge, original and a real knee slapper.

this place truly reminds me of the music nerds in john cusacks smash hit, 'High Fidelity'

everytime Gonzo says something cutting edge to Keyser's testes it merits an additional 5 lines of status quotes....
the knee slappers scroll.

I wish you would come around more, Ken.

I will try.

aww you two are so cute. welcome back.

go fuck yourself.

Ken'sPen Wrote:I will try.

you say that, but then you disappear for months on end - it's heart wrenching.

why do they play with our emotions so?

honestly,
at some point this joint became filled with inside jokes, and I wasn't inside enough to get them....
thus confirming gonzo's "nobody" theory.....

I thought all the inside jokes left with the great "I Hate Arpi so I'm Leaving" purge?

this place became filled with inside jokes two days after it opened

Goatweed Wrote:the great "I Hate Arpi so I'm Leaving" purge?

I wish I knew what that was.

They have yet to realise that if they say something funny, only 8 or 9 people find it funny. That is quite a standard to hold ones self to.

sorry you couldnt join the party ken's pen

::8 people laugh on cue::

When this place was hoppin,
nobody even read Keyser's posts.

maybe we should have an aim conversation about this then post it as a thread..