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who is a dead ringer for SI swimsuit model May Anderson....
anyway when I was at lunch she grabbed my desk calendar and drew on all the Girl's faces....

I think this means she wants my penis....

is my interpretation accurate?
that or she thinks you are a buffoon that she can draw on your personal property like that.

sounds more like flirtation, though. bang her. hard.
I do have several Baffoon Like qualities....
I am no longer confident.
if she pisses on the calender, her vulva is yours.
she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.
Sue her for sexual harrassment.
shouldn't you be wandering thru your neighborhood telling young children Santa isn't real?
Ken'sPen Wrote:she just made a joke about me having a small dick,
I think that's a bad sign.

actually, no...someone coworker from the Men's room must have blabbed.


still seems flirting..or just she's a cocktease.
actually I think it was the Dominca chick who used to work here... she took my pants down in the hallway...

how the hell am I supposed to measure up to Domincan Dick for Christ's Sake?
are you still at same workplace, btw?
take her into the street, thats where gooch works his romance.
only at 16. but, works for me.
the street huh?

I'll put on some Beatles first and see if I can work a subliminal suggestion.
If she has red hair, she's on the go team.
no red hair....
she looks exactly like may anderson.......
I googled a picture,
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does she have bangin' titties?
her bra says 34 C,
but they look more like Bs to me.