Quote:Chocolate-covered cockroaches
What have you been going through corpses VHS collection? And no if you sit on the roach eggs they won't hatch.
now i'm hungry again :bouncer:
DGW Wrote:I like shaved cookies.
Like your cookies, like your balls I see.
GonzoStyle Wrote:Like your cookies, like your balls I see.
in his mouth, two at a time, filled with cream?
Yep, that sounds like the drunk fuck.
Hey Ladi, can i spooge in your hair... Luna said it was ok to do it to her... I figured i'd be polite and ask first...
Quote:Hey Ladi, can i spooge in your hair... Luna said it was ok to do it to her... I figured i'd be polite and ask first...
geez, you weren't polite to me, you didn't ask. Oh wait, I like it better that way.
And my favorite cookies are mallowmars.
Edited By Rape Fantasizer on Jan. 22 2002 at 05:02
Quote:Oh wait, I like it better that way.
if only god made more women like you, instead some get all prissy about things like that [cough]trish[/cough]
as for cookies, i like the oatmeal raisen ones my old pastry chef used to make :got head:
crack hitler Wrote:Quote:Oh wait, I like it better that way.
if only god made more women like you, instead some get all prissy about things like that [cough]trish[/cough]
as for cookies, i like the oatmeal raisen ones my old pastry chef used to make :got head:
what the hell are you talking about? you shoot me in the face all the time :eek:
crack hitler Wrote:Quote:Oh wait, I like it better that way.
if only god made more women like you, instead some get all prissy about things like that [cough]trish[/cough]
as for cookies, i like the oatmeal raisen ones my old pastry chef used to make :got head:
there's just something not right with saying you want "god" to make more facial liking women.
Quote:Quote:Quote:Oh wait, I like it better that way.
if only god made more women like you, instead some get all prissy about things like that [cough]trish[/cough]
as for cookies, i like the oatmeal raisen ones my old pastry chef used to make :got head:
what the hell are you talking about? you shoot me in the face all the time :eek:
i know you don't mind the face but i was referring to the hair. why do you think i always aim for it when you are in a hurry and are only giving me a mercy blowjob so that i will shut the fuck up :Spits:
crack hitler Wrote:i know you don't mind the face but i was referring to the hair. why do you think i always aim for it when you are in a hurry and are only giving me a mercy blowjob so that i will shut the fuck up :Spits:
How I would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens.
Quote:How I would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens.
nah, you would just get swatted by a cat, what fun is that
Edited By crack hitler on Jan. 22 2002 at 04:57
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Quote:i know you don't mind the face but i was referring to the hair. why do you think i always aim for it when you are in a hurry and are only giving me a mercy blowjob so that i will shut the fuck up :Spits:
How I would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens.
oh sorry, i thought this was the spooge in the face thread :roll: well, uh, i don't know what you mean, mercy blowjob... :disaprove:
sorry to interrupt the facial talk...Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip :drool:
crack hitler Wrote:Quote:How I would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens.
nah, you would just get swatted by a cat, what fun is that
Don;t you know by now I like being tortured?
The Sleeper Wrote:sorry to interrupt the facial talk...Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip :drool:
poser :no, really, fuck off:
The Sleeper Wrote:sorry to interrupt the facial talk...Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip :drool:
see, there's just too much going on in that cookie for me.
crx girl Wrote:Quote:sorry to interrupt the facial talk...Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip :drool:
poser :no, really, fuck off:
But I really like those cookies, I swear...