you overlooked the gut, the fat face, the unsymetrical features, and the fact you're in your mid forties is just the kicker. take away the make up and these facts still remain.
your facts cannot be disputed.....
people call me fatty asymetrical face.
doesnt have a nice ring to it, it would be awkward to use as a nickname....but they all see it.
Ken'sPen Wrote:yes,
with white face, eye circles and a bald wig,
wearing a monks frock, I am a total complete mess.
you still made me wet, you scary stud.
I am still baffled by Keyser's facts......
with most I know he is just blindly swinging, hoping I will correct him......
but he aged me 5 years....
and baffled me with the asymetrical features...
anyone wanna bet that dumbass is basing it on the black make up around one eye being applied more liberally than the make up on the other eye, in the halloween picture?
I thought you made for a convincing monk in that getup.
Ken looked more like a low rent Uncle Fester to me, but what the hell do I know.
It was an adhoc Festerish concept I was going for.
If you had the lightbulb it would kicked it up a notch or two.
but seriously, ken does have a sexy telephone voice, i miss those days.
I get it from my dad....
the hot secretary in my office goes nuts any time he happens to call.