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but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.
DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.
dear mom,

roses are red
violets are blue
you're such a swell mom
i'd jerk off to you

love,
eddie
that brought tears to my eyes.
Sealing it with a fresh semen really says "I love you Mom."
Mad Wrote:DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.

I wish
7-11 always has great last minute gifts during blizzards.

Everyone, and I mean everyone, appreciates a laminated map of New York City.
GonzoStyle Wrote:but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.

No macaroni either ?

You cheap fuck.
glue on some matzah
TheGMANN Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.

No macaroni either ?

You cheap fuck.

if I had fuckin macaroni I wouldnt be eating a 6 month old pot pie.
No pizza rolls ?
so did you make the card ?
yes
did you eat the cat?
No but after him logging into the board behind my back, I am tempted.
take a pic of it and post it.

Im curious to see your creativity