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Shakira
ikeaboy
My doctor told me to eat more vegetables.
i'm not ikeaboy..

and Shakira is sooo 2005.
Galt Wrote:My doctor told me to eat more vegetables.

my nutritionist said the same thing, I need to eat more green veggies. As if I didnt have enough bullshit to deal with, now I gotta eat like a rabbit.
My doctor told me to stop doing heroin, stop smoking, stop doing skoal, and start talking to other people except the same 12 anonymous assholes on a messageboard.
0-4 huh?
you gonna smoke some pot, man!?!?
not tonight, I got a headache.
that's a shame. I bet you got some kiiiiiillllllleeeeerrrrrr weeeeeeeeeeed!
not really, but what I got does the job nicely.

come by, we'll hang & stuff. Bring your helmet.
yeah we can trade the same anecdote 6000 times!
sure, why not.
and your wife?
if charlie is comin over and I am not invited, I will firebomb your house.
Charles Manson Wrote:and your wife?

no, she's not into H users.

Quote:if charlie is comin over and I am not invited, I will firebomb your house.

if he shows up, chances are he'll beat you to it.
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