definately falling off the curb
i cant choose between nette and ladi TOO HORRIFYING
I can make peace with nette and ladi...and all three of us can violate your mom though
would you rather
eat a sandwich made with cheese scraped from Snuk's balls
or
watch Nette's hatchet wound get pried open with the jaws of life.....again
Does the fact that I eat the cheese from my balls every day count me out?
a shot of puss squeesed from an infected hemorroid
or
pull out an 80 year old womans thick tree bark toenails with a pliers
slap them on some whole wheat toast and eat the entire thing
Yes, sorry but thanks for playing.
I'll take the sammich...the toe nails add extry fiber to the diet :hungry:
would you rather lick wilbur's open sores
or
administer a colonoscopy to ladi
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Can I vote for that, I lost my keys, and that's the only place I can't reach.
stick you tounge in the light socket
jam a fork in your ear
LOL..since there has already been a rusty hanger in my ear at the wonderfull age of 3 months i will go with light socket.
run over by a mack truck
or
or get run over by a boat like a manatee
truck, i think it has a better chance of killing me. being only cut up by the propeller, would be rough.
mack truck.....just the size of the splatter alone is worth it :thumbs-up:
dive head first into an empty pool
or
let someone beat you with a bat like you're a baby seal
having a brick dropped on your head from 10 stories up
or
getting railed in your lower back with a bat with protruding rusty nails repeatedly
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pits: heh heh ....... oops was that out loud {:o}
best head ever, but she bites it off
or
you get anal, in front of your mom
(Grumpy doesn't count, he gets it from his mom)
ahhh easy....anal in front of mom is no biggie. she usually watches me give anal to my sister
eating some guys ass covered in still warm diarreah
or
sucking some guys dick covered in bulbous oozing whitehead blisters and bloody cum
ahhh, a day in the life of a crack whore :crackhead:
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thats so hot, where can i get some of that action right now?
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if ya have 15 minutes ill have a shit covered ass for ya.
Wow, before having to eat lunch and everything, ... you're such an overacheiver! :fart:
and how would you know my lunch habits ladi? {:p}
when you start looking like this :poopain: call me and ill be right there to stick my tongue in your ass
We could save a fortune in toilet paper.
crushing ken's skull in with a ball-peen hammer
or
taking a 2x4 to his kneecaps
HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER!!!!!!
its more fun