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just wow.
My favorite:
Quote:Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.
a whole 5%, so 95% do.... and thats not everyone? Cause you gotta figure the numbers are somehow skewed, so its really like 3%. Of those 3% youy gotta have some old people who just cant anymore, then theres eunichs and such.
Quote:Myth: There are bigger problems than Masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
That's just retarded on so many levels and to protest that point, I am going to masturbate right now and contribute to my share of lost productivity.
that's BS.. because that helps boost tissue sales.
fleshlights?
and it helps boost detergent sales if you use socks or towels.
5% of people have no hands
i enjoyed this one.
Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.[/b]
My porn addiction preceded my masturbation.
I even remember my first playboy. It was a gift from a girl on my bus in 3rd grade.
i remember when i was 5 and i took pictures of the playboy channel with my parents camera.
Quote:Speech Therapy: Due to the widespread success of laws to make English the Official Language of certain States, many Conservatives are pushing for a Constitutional Amendment that would make the Southern Accent the Official Accent of the United States. We think this is a great idea because, as you've probably noticed, people with Southern Accents tend to be more Godly and Conservative than folks with Yankee accents. Our plan would require that all schoolchildren be taught by teachers with a Southern Accent, and that a Yankee accent should be considered a "speech impediment." President Bush is prepared to spend $2 Billion of Federal money to hire Speech Pathologists to treat children with Yankee accents.
I actually believed that this site might have been for real till I read this one. This is total bs.
Paper Boy Wrote:i enjoyed this one.
Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.[/b]
In fact practically all poets, world leaders, scientists, and artists strated out as masturbators.
That's like saying that all serial killers have the common trait of drinking soda.