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I will love you long time, please find them!
I'm 99.99% sure theyre on my other external drive, no worries.
LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
I tuned in today in hopes Patrice was in to sit in for Norton but alas I heard Nortons irritating voice and just put on my ipod.
Goatweed Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:Patrice does show every now & then on XM for them, i believe one is coming up in a few weeks. I'll snag it for ya if you want, and I might have the other one he did also.

And I agree, Patrice is hilarious, his stand-up is way better too.

please do!

I gotta look for them, I think Ive got 2 shows, called Bitch management - Same shit as Black Philip tho.

He's a big motherfucker, too - with big motherfuckin' hands that made mine feel tiny.


those are the shows i was telling eddie about. he has to hear them. patrice is brilliant. i know one show was rerun on july 4th cause i was listening to it as i was driving home from florida. but i can't remember the original airing.


eddie, i will give you a heads up next time they say patrice will be on instead of jimmy, or next time jimmy won't be in at all.
please do, I need more patrice!
the only tim patrice has been funny, was when he was telling the story of getting thrown in jail for raping a white girl.
that was the best 45 minutes on their show in forever ever.
i was reading in the paper the other day that patrice was part of some benefit for domestic violence and the organizer was outraged afterwards because of the context of his act.

you'd figure they would be aware of his material beforehand, besides, they're just jokes bitch.
you sexy bitch!!!
Keyser Soze Wrote:i was reading in the paper the other day that patrice was part of some benefit for domestic violence and the organizer was outraged afterwards because of the context of his act.

you'd figure they would be aware of his material beforehand, besides, they're just jokes bitch.

Liar
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November 11, 2006 -- THE comedy show was supposed to raise money for homeless women.

This is not funny.

But one comedian starring in the event Wednesday night thought it would be a riot to joke about maiming, killing and urinating on his "bitch."

Another thought it was a blast to kid about smashing the skull of his toddler daughter.

The raunchfest - called Comedy Cares for the Homeless - took off at Town Hall in Midtown, headlined by funnywomen Paula Poundstone and Caroline Rhea.

But after suffering through the show, one major donor immediately yanked her support from Care for the Homeless, which is now building a Bronx shelter for women - many of them victims of domestic violence.

"It's open season on women," said an angry Merle Hoffman, president of Choices women's clinic, who removed her support. "That's what really infuriates me - misogyny is the last permissible thing."

Also in the audience were an unamused Sonia Ossorio, president of the city's National Organization for Women, and Liz Abzug.

Now, I like to think I have a seriously twisted sense of humor. But I was among those who felt ill when I heard comic Patrice O'Neal (he's a guy) instruct men on how to turn a lover into a pirate - ejaculating into a woman's eye, then kicking a leg until she says "arrrghhhh."

He also drew laughs - and gasps - by teaching men to improve orgasm by paralyzing partners during the act.

Then Louis C.K., whose HBO series, "Lucky Louie," was mercifully canceled, one-upped his twisted colleague - joking about "decimating" his "stupid" 4-year-old daughter by bashing her in the head.

Bobby Watts, executive director of Care for the Homeless, told me he'd had "some complaints" about the show. Though in a frantic e-mail to Hoffman, Watts insisted that one of the show's producers, Caroline Thompson, was "outraged" by the material and "let [the comics] have it" backstage. Thompson did not return a call.

"I want to state that I do not condone the offensive, woman-hating nature of the routines," Watts wrote to Hoffman.

But another producer, Mark Krantz, disputed that anyone was upset - and he said organizers knew very well what the comics might say.

"We're sorry if it offended, but the performers knew why they were there, and they were there for free," said Krantz. He said the event's organizers "walked into this with their eyes open."

I'm sure on some planet these comics are funny.

But for a women's homeless shelter? That's a bad joke.
breaking news
no, not really.
Gee, let me see if I can find some newspaper report on the 1972 Munich Olympics...

Liar.

You listen to O&A but are just too cool to admit it.

Put that on uncensored and smoke it!
sorry to burst your conspiracy theorist bubble, but no, sorry buddy, i do not.

i don't have an XM account. i listen to stern at work occassionally, but i listen to mike and the mad dog more than anything else really.
he is the best
he is the best
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