CDIH

At least now I know who to call if I need a tooth pick.

it's short but very thick, so toothpick aint quite right.

more like a vienna sausage fresh from being bloated up in the microwave.

who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?

Is Vienna sausage kosher?

Goatweed Wrote:who cooks vienna sausage in the microwave?

who the fuck even eats vienna sausages, bleh.

I just needed a visual

Abster Wrote:Is Vienna sausage kosher?

i'm not that jewey

I made the dumb guy in my office check his screen for italics on that one.

did you offer him a blowjob?

heyoooooooooo

GonzoStyle Wrote:did you offer him a blowjob?

I did, but a strange thing happened. When he was at the urinal, he was attacked by some large venomous creature, so he said I could forget the blowjob if I saved his life and sucked the venom out for him. That's a good deal, right?

oh you card

awful

I know.

she actually tries and is somewhat funnier than the rest, so she gets an A for effort in my book!

and you can never ask more from someone than their best effort and a blowjob.

I'm not really trying. Shall I wow you with my real best efforts?

go for it.

Okay, is your dick against your monitor?

Oh shit, you were talking about posting weren't you?

that's your best?

GonzoStyle Wrote:funnier than the rest

bite me

Not by a long shot. I just had a major fuck up at work so stand by