CDIH

Real name: Witherspoon
Age: 33
Dead relatives: None.
Profession: Finance
Claim to fame:
-Related to Rutgers phenom, Brian Leonard
-Got the DB shut down to satisfy my ego

Hoon, where did you go to college again and what did you major in?

-St. Lawrence University
-Criminal justice

Galt Wrote:your brother is pissed that you forgot him.

dammit. i'm screwed. his ghost is going to come back & like hide my toothpaste or something.

Hoon Wrote:-St. Lawrence University
-Criminal justice

Were you going to be a cop too?

Abster Wrote:

Hoon Wrote:-St. Lawrence University
-Criminal justice

Were you going to be a cop too?

Prohbation officer.
But then I was asked to leave because I was implicated in a cigarette smuggling ring over the US / Canadian Border. It brought disgrace to the school and with that on my record I had no chance in law enforcement.

So, I joined the U.S Army.

I call bullshit.

I don't care.

Yes, you do. When were you in the army?

im watching you got served on i think usa.

Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn!

that was quite the long lunch you went on

I forgot my protein at home, all I have for lunch is an orange

I was busy at work, crazy right?

very. i woke up at 12:41 & you were already gone.

this is why you have dinner at 2:00am!!

i skipped breakfast today & made a sandwich about 20 minutes ago. so today i might actually have dinner at a normalish time. (probably not before 8 though)

I cant wait to get out of here, all I had today was fiber in the morning and those fucking oranges. I need something before the gym or i'll smash my fuckin head into the bars like last week.

i have claimed to work on bway shows but am actually a tuna boat captain working out of biloxi, miss.

I am uber gay and if you need further proof.

I am currently listening to "Never Ever" By All Saints.

dont forget the apple martini thing. very gay