11-28-2006, 10:42 PM
11-28-2006, 10:49 PM
No jackass.
I said my friends wedding, not your family reunion.
I said my friends wedding, not your family reunion.
11-28-2006, 10:53 PM
i went to a wedding like that. the bride & groom made their own cds. we had to suffer listening to movie theme songs through out the whole cocktail hour.
11-28-2006, 11:10 PM
Insufferable.
11-28-2006, 11:23 PM
Did they smell like sour milk? Most poor people smell like sour milk.
11-29-2006, 01:11 AM
funny you mention that, someone reeked of sour milk on the ferry tonight and even though I quickly stepped to another part of the boat, the smell lingered with me for a while. People can be fucking disgusting at times.
11-29-2006, 01:16 AM
please provide some imperical evidence
11-29-2006, 01:23 AM
One of my best friends got married about 5 years ago down in Maryland. The bride's dad spent about 150K on the wedding, which included fucking palm trees. It was the worst wedding I have ever been to. They had a band that would have been better suited playing a 50th anniversery party. The food was fucking horrible. But, they were happy so fuck it.
11-29-2006, 01:27 AM
diceisgod Wrote:please provide some imperical evidence
well this pigpen kid is walking around with dust coming off and it's getting in everybody's eyes and it's really disgusting
11-29-2006, 01:41 AM
Jack Wrote:No jackass.
I said my friends wedding, not your family reunion.
oh man, jack totally zzzzzzzzzzzzzinged Galt!
11-29-2006, 01:46 AM
i agree with face, do what makes you happy. if it was my wedding i'd hire a jazz band that doesn't try to cover anything that makes them sound ridiculous. the bands seem to go over a lot better at most of the weddings i've been to than a DJ. the Nerds, like Goat suggested, have been at it forever and they always put on a good show, they're probrobly gonna run like 7 to 8 grand though.
i'd laugh my ass off if I was at a wedding that was playing music off the bride and grooms ipod.
i'd laugh my ass off if I was at a wedding that was playing music off the bride and grooms ipod.
11-29-2006, 02:05 AM
OMG HIRE DR. TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM!
And Animal will play the conun-DRUMS!!! Oh yeah! I said that! KA-BOOOOOM!
WO-MAN! WO-MAN! WO-MAN! Then he'll start chasing after the bride and the bridsesmaids, AHHHHH, bite a hunk of a table off, total mayhem will ensue1
And all you hear in the background is that classic smash hit from the Muppet Movie:
"Can you picture that?!"
*BOMP BOMP!*
"Can you picture that?!"
And Animal will play the conun-DRUMS!!! Oh yeah! I said that! KA-BOOOOOM!
WO-MAN! WO-MAN! WO-MAN! Then he'll start chasing after the bride and the bridsesmaids, AHHHHH, bite a hunk of a table off, total mayhem will ensue1
And all you hear in the background is that classic smash hit from the Muppet Movie:
"Can you picture that?!"
*BOMP BOMP!*
"Can you picture that?!"
11-29-2006, 02:08 AM
that would be amazing. id totally hire them.
11-29-2006, 02:17 AM
Too bad they had to put animal down.
11-29-2006, 02:23 AM
After the wedding gooch and mrs gooch will be painted all swirly psychedelic colors with a big moon on their buttocksees:
Dr. Teeth:
Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Hey, Floyd, take a verse!
Floyd Pepper:
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
Dr. Teeth:
Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower.
I gave it to a Texas cat!
[Musical bridge]
Floyd:
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Dr. Teeth:
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Floyd:
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?
Animal:
CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!
Floyd:
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Janice
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Dr. Teeth:
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth:
Use it if you need it
Floyd:
Don't forget to feed it!
All:
Can you picture that?
^Oh my that is just pure genius!
Dr. Teeth:
Ohhh yeah! Whooo!
Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.
Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.
I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat.
I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth: (spoken) Hey, Floyd, take a verse!
Floyd Pepper:
Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now!
Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how.
Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it's at,
Dr. Teeth:
Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower.
I gave it to a Texas cat!
[Musical bridge]
Floyd:
Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.
Dr. Teeth:
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.
Floyd:
Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?
Animal:
CAN YOU PICTURE THAT??!!
Floyd:
All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam
Janice
Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!
Dr. Teeth:
Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat,
Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
(Chorus)
Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind!
Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find!
Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame!
Can you picture? Can you picture that?
Can you picture that?
Dr. Teeth:
Use it if you need it
Floyd:
Don't forget to feed it!
All:
Can you picture that?
^Oh my that is just pure genius!
11-29-2006, 03:09 AM
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11-29-2006, 05:02 PM
You could probably get Britney to do it for a six pack of pabst and some buffalo wings.
11-29-2006, 06:58 PM
i'd hire Dr Teeth in a millisecond.
the DJ we found is promising...couple of bands also to be seen this week and next. just want to wrap it up before prices change for 2007.
next...after this...is Honeymoon decisions plus passport.
the DJ we found is promising...couple of bands also to be seen this week and next. just want to wrap it up before prices change for 2007.
next...after this...is Honeymoon decisions plus passport.
11-29-2006, 08:02 PM
problems, ey?