CDIH

"Man in Chewbacca suit arrested for headbutting"

I totally won this contest.

(golden age)
1. GRK's new job didn't pan out.

you have the right to not make that funny grunting noise

"never underestimate the POWER of the Force"

in direct defiance of the constitution, the government begins rounding up "fucking loser star wars geeks"

it would be sweet to see the wookie defense be used for him

the molesting of many ewoks on endor finally caught up to chewbacca

the inmates at los angeles county jail quickly discover that syrup and jelly tend to mat when tossing wookie salad

Emperor Bush said today that by arresting the #3 man in the rebellion fleet we've greatly impacted the terrorists ability to function in the U.S.

eugene miklowski prepares to spend his first night ever outside of his parent's basement.

"Spice running has become a more dangerous trade in New York City as more and more unstable Star Wars fans emerge and insist on wearing Chewbacca costumes while pretending to out run local authorities which they refer to as "Imperial fighters"."

Hypertrichosis is a medical term, also known as "Werewolf syndrome", referring to a condition of excessive body hair. It can be generalized, symmetrically affecting most of the torso and limbs, or localized, affecting an area of skin. It may be mild or severe. In most cases, the term is used to refer to an above-average amount of normal body hair that is unwanted and is an aspect of human variability.

Gooch Wrote:

6 pack of Budweiser $8
Costume $200
Drunken Disorderly ticket $120

Cleaning Wookie turd off a plunger...PRICELESS

eh, the priceless thing is done to death. Maybe if we call him a caveman, we can tie into those Geico ads.

Rescuing Princess Leah, Take 2...

"At last we have the mighty Chewbacca"

the metrosexual police zero tolerence policy went into effect today, here seen arresting a man who refuses to shave his balls.