::drags in the chum pool:
Metal come over here & fill this!
::gets the bungee cords out of Den't trunk:
::puts out bowls of green oozy pig intestines, with a sprinkling of fire ants...... one for Snuka, one for Wilbur:
weeeeee Did you come to play with me!!
::knocks GW down & stuffs a funnel up his nose::
::gets out a bottle of Moonshine and pours it in::
::watches his brain immediately begin to ooze out the other nostril::
Need some help, Ladi? :-D
::hands Luna a helmet & a red hot poker::
::laces up steel toed boots::
::finishes placing order for 14 lbs of yak livers::
awww ladi is in a "giving" mood again. i had a feeling you would be after last night. everytime you wear that nightgown with ciggarette burn holes and coffee stains i know the special treatment is on the way.
Luna..i say go ahead and give her a hand.
GONNA BE A NICE DAY AT DA TRAILER
:
trips down naked and smears axel grease all over body::
Can I play too?
sure like i said our trailer is a happy trailer.
besides I LOVES ME SOME AXEL GREASE
::tosses re-loaded grease gun to Sir Snuka::
'ere you go man!
Make sure you get extra between your cheeks...
NO NO NO....i guess i have to be more descriptive. I'S LOVES ME SOME AXEL GREASE THAT IS ALREADY APPLIED TO A SWEATY BODY :loveya:
ooo Sluggo he's comin for ya! Get on your knees, so you're only 3 ft tall.
I think I shall just watch right now. :-D
Need some help there, Sluggypoo?
::walks in with wilbur on a leash to christen the new chum pools::
::wilbut eats up the bowl of intestines (canabilism) and ants::
::pukes out guts into the pool::
::jumps into the pool and lets out the nastiest hershey squirts of his short life::
::grumpy walks over to luna::
::puts a blindfold and gag on her::
:
trips her naked, puts a broom handle up her butt and throws her in the pool::
Ahhhhhh.........it's good to be back home....
why does sluggo look like snuka's mom on a saturday night? is he doing the ass gangbang bit too now?
If you build it he will come......
::knocks Grumpy into the tar pit::
::lights a cigarette & throws the match::
::basks in the warm glow (... raging fire), of his presence:: :burnfucker:
Keyser, Kid, and myself are aghast at the pointlessness of this thread.
can't we talk about nuclear dissarmement instead?
damn, sorry i'm so late Ladi....but i got something extry special for the pool today
:poopain: :poopain: :poopain:
This is some real liquidy shit today....have a ball...if you can :burnfucker:
Quote::trips her naked, puts a broom handle up her butt and throws her in the pool::
Grumpy! That broom is my only mode of transportation! What am I going to do now? :pissed:
I have something you can ride Luna....just bump up and down really quickly and it will work :fucking:
Pogo stick???
Edited By Ken'sPen on May 22 2002 at 11:43
what is the only thing that keeps me from being trapped in your sister's gash forever?