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You cant take our Slaves! What about the children!?! Wont somebody please think of the children!

Basketball ceases to exist.

[Kid]I Don't know nuthin' about birthin' no babies[/Kid]

i'll give you 3 cents for the big nigger

Hey Jethro! I spotted one of them thar coons tryin to escape! Git em!

Martin Luther King Blvd is safe to traverse.

Nothin like a mass lynching to start off the day

Everybody wants to be like Mike...

...Flatley.

I just bought a million dollar estate in Harlem, I know you're jealous.

what the hell's going on? seph starting threads to make me and crack happy? :-o

In American Psycho everyone is trying to make reservations at KFC.

Dueling banjos is the national anthem

BET is Comedy Central.

BET is EVERY channel

bet teaches how to use farm implements

Disney World is off limits to those damn yankees.
Marti Gras has been cancelled due to the threat of northern terrorism...I mean aggression.

[singing]Nobody knows the trouble I've seen....
Nobody knows my sorrow.....[/singing]

Remember when Vanilla Ice created rap?

Did y'all here that Ken Griffey's youngun got traded to a Cincinnati plantation, fer two house niggers and a couple of pickininnies to be named later.

that boy can pick de cotton.