I think your underestimating the effects of an advanced case of scurvy. Scurvy can cause all your joints to lock up in really painful positions. Like having the back of your hand flat against the back of your forearm.
Advanced Scurvy = Can't move
Plus, he hasn't seen a girl in months. Too horny to fight. Vulnerable to female seduction and trickery.
La Femme Nikita was make-believe. Just like Peter Pan. I don't care what your childhood memories say, they made Capt. Hook out to be a pussy.
Now Madiline, that was a real French girl.
Don't forget "La Baloon Rouge Deux: Le Revenge" The little kids were brutal in that movie. OK cartoon.
Who would win in a fight between Scooby Doo and Jabberjaw?
Jabberjaw. Even though he is a cowardly "Curly" shark with a huge bark, Scooby Doo is a lazy, whiney stoner.
scooby would win by running away til jabberjaw fell over from over exhaustion
Quote:Scooby Doo is a lazy, whiney stoner
:lookatme: hi danked
Quote:Who would win in a fight between Scooby Doo and Jabberjaw?
They'd both get run over by that talking, sputtering jeep driven by the wanna be Shaggy stoner.
the french girl would ask the pirate if he had another pirate friend to double team her
Magilla Gorilla will kick all their asses!!!!