CDIH

<div align="center">If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself)
-Pete Droge

If you want I'll be by your side, and if you don't maybe suicide
And it's my love that'd kill me dear, if you won't hold me and have me near
But don't you fret and don't be scared, cuz baby I am a millionaire
I'll make you a star and I'll make you a queen. I'll put your face in all the magazines.
Okay so I lied and none of that's true, but not having you is making me blue
And I want you for the rest of my life, yes I want you to be my wife,
I'll give you a ring and a home sweet home, and if you want you'll be free to roam
But not too far I'm begging you please. Begging you please upon my bended knees.
If you don't love me I'll kill myself
I need you more than a sailor needs a breeze
I need you more than an eskimo freeze
I need your loving more than money or air, and if you don't love me baby that's not fair
Cuz I'll be good to you in every way, I'll give you loving baby everyday
A loving that's good a loving that's all right. A loving like an oven on the coldest night.
If you don't love me I'll kill myself</div>

Ummm ok polly. Uhhhhh its only plastic coated in a rubber latex. You do realize this right. I mean batteries do run out. It's not the end of the world. They do sell those rechargable batteries now. If you buy an extra set you will always have some fresh and ready to go.

If not im nowhere near as big and dont vibrate enough but i can offer my services. :-p

I thought the whole lyric posting thing was over.

Quote:If not im nowhere near as big and dont vibrate enough but i can offer my services.:-p

You always know what to say to make me swoon...now if you could help me out with the buringing in my ass from the Mexican food, I'd really like ya :loveya:

did someone get "fallen asleep" on again?

# 1 Crush


I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

I will pray for you
I will pray for you
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

See your face ever place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time that I'm talking
You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
And tear it apart

I will lie for you
Beg and steal for you
I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're just like me

Violate all the love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
You will believe in me
And I could never be ignored

I would die for you
I would kill for you
I would steal for you
I'd do time for you
I would wait for you
I'd make room for you
I'd sail ships for you
To be close to you
To be part of you
'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you

Quote:did someone get "fallen asleep" on again?

:rofl: :rofl: No, really...you are funny.... :rofl: :rofl:

Hey, I'll ignore you Polly!

Quote:No, really...you are funny....

Oh Yeah..........
Oh Yeah..........
DRUM ROLL...................


<span style='font-size:37pt;line-height:100%'>2</span>



Edited By Ken'sPen on June 25 2002 at 12:10

damn...I guess I got here too late. Your ass fire has probably come and gone by now. To think I sliced a cut down the middle of my toungue with a peice of paper to thoroughly enjoy it.

Is there anything else that can be done. Jeez I hope so.

Quote:Is there anything else that can be done. Jeez I hope so.

<div align="center">:loveya: If:loveya:
Sittin over here
Starin in your face
With lust in my eyes
Sure don't give a damn and ya
Don't know that I've been dreamin of ya in
My fantasies
Never once you looked at me
Don't even realize that I'm wantin you
To fulfill my needs
Think what you want
Let your mind free
Run free to a place no one dares to

How many night I've laid in bed excited over you
I've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways
I've gotten there so many times I wonder how bout you
Day and night
Night and day
All I've got to say is

CHORUS:
If I was your girl
Oh the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to
If I was your woman
The things I'd do to you
But I'm not
So I can't
Then I won't
But
If I was your girl

Allow me some time to play with your mind
And you'll get there again and again
Close your eyes and imagine my body undressed
Take your time cuz we've got all night, oooh
You on the rise as you're touchin my thighs and
Let me know what you like
If you like I'll go
Down da down down down da down down
I'll hold you in my hand and baby

Your smooth and shiny
Feels so good against my lips sugar
I want you so bad I can
Taste your love right now baby
Day and night
Night and day
All i've got to say is

CHORUS (2x)

I've laid in bed excited over you
One hundred different way I've thought ya
Many, maaany
(day and night, night and day)
Allll I got to say is

CHORUS (3x)</div>

what a week. my first FU thread. now a song just for me. both from the same person!!!

i knew you were a special tard. i just knew it. but do you know what your actually getting into LOL :burnfucker:

Quote:but do you know what your actually getting into LOL

:angry:

thats it.....no fornication between us now.

Quote:thats it.....no fornication between us now.

But then how will I explain the herpes sores to my gyno?

LOL...well you see....no fornication means we didnt do it yet anyway. so...hunt down the street thug that took advantage of you on the corner and hand him in to the doc.

I really wanted to fornicate too. :disappointed:

I'm sorry!! I just got all sad when I called you the other night and it wasn't really your number...it was worse than blue balls... :-( I mean seriously, how do you think I felt when I dialed your number only to hear "Hewo Hunan Wok may I take you oda?"

Quote:LOL...well you see....no fornication means we didnt do it yet anyway.

We didn't?! So where did this rash come from?!

Well i have a good explanation for that. I order chink food every day. Im so use to that number I give it out on a whim. It wasnt anything personal.

Lies, lies all lies. At least we'll always have the concert.... :loveya:

yeah well i forgot about that disgusting boring shitty music filled night. but it had its moments i guess :loveya:

only bad thing is alanis has a bigger pecker than i do.