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I gotta grit my teeth and try to make it work with her, at least for the baby's sake... I know she's made some mistakes, but she's woman enough to admit them today.

He's going to stick by you while you push a cantelope out of your pooch and watch the most precious area of the body be soiled by stretching, baby juices, afterbirth, and you won't suck on his stinky nutz? You must not be catholic.. May God strike you down!! Hey Alkey I think my Mom is available.. call me we'll talk.



Edited By Demon1579 on Aug. 04 2002 at 9:10

See, the trick Is to get her mouth full BEFORE the smell hits her nose. By that point you can just grab her ears and keep her quiet for awhile.

I should be commended for getting near his balls.

Fuck that. I deserve a medal.

You and everyone else.

Quote:I should be commended for getting near his balls.

Fuck that. I deserve a medal.

Hah, If I had a quarter for everytime that I heard that.. well ummm... shit

Quote:I bet you've got golden, flowing, cascading, gold-as-the-sun's-rays pubic hairs canvassing a luscious, garden of testes, with gazels and hummingbirds all living in harmony in your pants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. youre gay

Quote:I'm having his baby

um ????????:clueless: :-o ???????????? and you were going to tell me when?