CDIH

Akinyele
Put It In Your Mouth

<center>Intro:
my baby left me, left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do
and then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
and I said...I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my muthafuckin mouth
I mean her muthafuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
my muthafuckin mouth

Verse
You wanna go down why not
I be like Herbie and han you a cock
and tell you that my name is AK
get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow
but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin
if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth
I'm all about mouth fuckin
only if you down for dick suckin
if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin
and fuck chap sticks
I'm comin ashy as Hell, wit chapped dicks
for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth
creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
with an erection like injections
fuck it I be druggin them
numbing up your tonsils
like ambesol anesthetic
cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for
apologin..girlfriend if you.....
swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin
I'm givin bitches permanent beers
put your lips here
and catch these Damn facial hairs in your mouth

Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my muthafuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
or you can just eat me out
or I can just eat you out
you can eat me out
yeah, whats that all about
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it
I'm talkin every drip-drop, don't you waste it
baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup
its finger lickin good
and Im wishin it would
go down kinda slow or even fast
I'm always sprung once I feel your tongue
In the crack of my ass, just eatin me-nigga
goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
and you can e a t m e o u t
but put it your my mouth
put it in your mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
and you could just eat me out
what do ya choose to lick
you could eat me out
pussy or dick?
put it in your mouth
people through out the world
I said your muthafuckin mouth
man it's your pick
put it in my mouth
what do ya choose to lick
put it in my mouth
pussy or dick?
I said my muthafuckin mouth
people through out the world
just put it in my mouth
yeah it's your pick
muthafuckin mouth
what do you wanna lick
and you could just eat me out
pussy or dick?
in my mouth
people through out the world
put it in my mouth
its..your..pick..hah
baby-baby in my mouth
its your pick..pick
let me go down
uhh, uhh
people through out the world</center>

I remember that song, it came out when I first started working at the movie theater and my supervisor used to walk around singing it...I was 16 and horrified :lol:

did he fall asleep soon afterwards?

My supervisor was a girl, she would sing it, there was no sleeping when serving popcorn and filling sodas.

There's nothing better than Tenacious D

Shallow Hal fucking sucked. So not what I expected out of Jack Black. neak:

He let me down.

I personally liked his acting in Shallow Hal better than his acting in Orange County.


But that's not what's important here. This thread is about getting blow jobs!!!

Jason Alexander was the best part of Shallow Hal...

No, the song is about GIVING blow jobs.

Yes, it's about giving, but it's a girl talking to a buy about giving them.

Anyone ever see The Jackal (before JB's Ten D fame, but after the HBO series) where Bruce Willis blows off his arms and legs?

That was awesome.

Jackyl - She loves my Cock!!

ee the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks, she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock


CHORUS:
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock


Ain't no need to change it, it's just the way it is
Got to find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz
And you know she's been around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock


CHORUS


There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door
She's such a pretty pretty pretty little whore
To get my cock she'd walk thru the flames of Hell
'Cause I can always tell when she's coming
I can always tell

ooo remember when jack black was in 'airborne'
"brah? did he just call you a piece of underwear?"

LOL, I was just talking about that movie the other day HC.

And the resident island white boy rasta in "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer."

Priceless!