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Gddanked [9:35 PM]: still there? you didn't.... oh no
Gddanked [9:35 PM]: :-(
Quote:HenryKicksAss324: meaning you or your brother
Doodles46: my brother, i told you i'm a girl, that's why when you told me you were a chick i said i liked them too, its also why i'm only 5'5"
HenryKicksAss324: ohh, i thought you were just all shortand midgetty
Doodles46: nope...i'm all woman
HenryKicksAss324: ohhhh
Doodles46: if you're going to die anyway, you might as well try everything once
Doodles46: so do you want the plan?
HenryKicksAss324: yeah why not
Doodles46: ok we're going to need to pick a place to meet
Doodles46: you have to finish the note and also try to put in some quotes from britney spears and nsync so they'll stop blaming manson for kids dying and stuff, i'll help you write the letter....
Doodles46: then you'll shower and put on something real nicr
Doodles46: *nice
HenryKicksAss324: okie dokie
Doodles46: and come meet me, i'll bring my car
HenryKicksAss324: but i don't want to die and have people think i listen to britney
Doodles46: i know, but it will hurt her career and that will be fun
HenryKicksAss324: your right, i gotta take one for the team
Doodles46: so then we'll mess around a bit and get our jollies out, and then i'll attach the garden hose to my muffler and run it into the car, and we'll just fall asleep and feel no pain...some one will find us come morning
woo hoo..... finally, a reply....
Quote:FN Moron (9:40:26 PM): so... i got a big bag of herion & i like to fuck.... interseted?
FN Moron (9:42:27 PM): c'mon.... i'm trying to be friendly.... at least you could say hi
FN Moron (9:43:37 PM): i'll stick my thumb in your butt :-D
FN Moron (9:44:41 PM): how about a root beer eneama?
FN Moron (9:44:57 PM): all that foamy goodness.... mmmmmmm
HenryKicksAss324 (9:45:22 PM): you misspelled enema
FN Moron (9:45:39 PM): oooh.... sorry
FN Moron (9:45:46 PM): so, you're interested, right?
HenryKicksAss324 (9:46:05 PM): of coarse
FN Moron (9:46:26 PM): nice....
FN Moron (9:46:39 PM): but you spelled "course" wrong ;-)
FN Moron (9:46:57 PM): unless you'd like it "coarse" for your enema :-D
HenryKicksAss324 (9:46:59 PM): im 12 what do you want
FN Moron (9:47:16 PM): wow.... you're old...
HenryKicksAss324 (9:47:46 PM): my spelling isn't that great, i only no enema cause they're just so fun to get
FN Moron (9:49:20 PM): oofa.... so you like enema's.... how often do you get them?
FN Moron (9:50:38 PM): you should really try a bleach & battery acid enema.... they really flush your system
Quote:HenryKicksAss324: well Im basicly just pissed cause of the pony thing

ok, that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time.
less IMing more killing.
Quote:HenryKicksAss324: wow thats such a good idea, why didn't i think of that
Doodles46: because you're only 12
HenryKicksAss324: true
Doodles46: so where do you want to meet?

I so hope this isn't the FBI on the other end :crackhead:
don't worry, doesn't the fbi read the board anyway?
:thumbs-up:

You guys rule.
how come noone has asked who Henry is?
i hope it is. that would be the best ever.
Quote:FN Moron (9:50:38 PM): you should really try a bleach & battery acid enema.... they really flush your system
HenryKicksAss324 (9:50:50 PM): thanks for the tip
FN Moron (9:53:03 PM): no problem...
FN Moron (9:53:14 PM): so what's got you so glum?
FN Moron (9:53:22 PM): why all this talk of suicide?
HenryKicksAss324 (9:54:20 PM): well its monday, i was bored, i was watching some blues clues and the guy who replaced steve pisses me off, and i just couldn't go on any more
FN Moron (9:54:43 PM): Damn.... i hate when they do that
FN Moron (9:55:07 PM): i was ready to kill when they tried passing off a new guy for the yellow teletubbie.... that really pissed me off
HenryKicksAss324 (9:55:47 PM): dude, her name is Lala, get it right man
FN Moron (9:56:17 PM): sorry... it all the drugs... short term memory something or other...
FN Moron (9:57:18 PM): so is all this interaction keeping you from killing yourself... or am i just wasting my time
FN Moron (9:57:48 PM): cuz, if you're gonna off yourself, it would be really cool if you could do it on a web cam or something.... that would rock

lol... more to come.....
I think he/she just gave themselves away....

Gddanked [9:55 PM]: you're quite the popular girl
HenryKicksAss324 [9:55 PM]: huh?
Gddanked [9:55 PM]: you have so much to live for!
HenryKicksAss324 [9:56 PM]: yes, drunken people from the message board encouraging me to kill myself
Gddanked [9:56 PM]: message board, eh?
Gddanked [9:56 PM]: what makes you say that?
Gddanked [9:56 PM]: >:o
i bet polly told her who you guys were. that narc.
It's either a member in disguise, or a member's little sister.
it's obviously a member. nobody else would ever even think about talking to danked. :-p
Gddanked [9:56 PM]: what makes you say that?
Gddanked [9:56 PM]: >:o
HenryKicksAss324 [9:57 PM]: umm cause your all from the o and a message board
Gddanked [9:57 PM]: who told you that?
Gddanked [9:57 PM]: i thought i was selected at random
HenryKicksAss324 [9:58 PM]: i have magical powers
HenryKicksAss324 [9:58 PM]: god told me you were from the message board
Quote:i bet polly told her who you guys were. that narc.

I resent that, I don't want to be a narc, I want to be federal probation. :thumbs-up:

I can't believe we were duped. :disappointed:
it was fast freddy wasn't it. he's a sly one
HyBriD's not my favorite member anymore.... Confusedneak:
Quote:how come noone has asked who Henry is?
Quote:FN Moron (9:59:25 PM): oh.... and who is henry & why does he kick ass?
HenryKicksAss324 (9:59:43 PM): Henry Lee Lucas
HenryKicksAss324 (9:59:56 PM): hes my favorite serial killer
FN Moron (10:00:04 PM): oh... he does kick ass...
FN Moron (10:00:30 PM): but i was always kinda partial to Jeffery Dahmer... he ate his victims... that's cool
HenryKicksAss324 (10:00:59 PM): henrys girlfriend was a 12 year old girl name becky who was mildly retarded
FN Moron (10:01:12 PM): is your name Becky?
FN Moron (10:01:47 PM): cuz, that would be like totally cool.... like it was a sign or something
HenryKicksAss324 (10:02:36 PM): no but i am 12, and thats just total proof that me and henry were like ment for each other
FN Moron (10:03:09 PM): ahh... that makes perfect sense
FN Moron (10:03:27 PM): what's the "324" for?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:03:41 PM): totally, except now hes all dead and stuff
HenryKicksAss324 (10:03:56 PM): ehh henrykicksass was taken
FN Moron (10:04:13 PM): well, just cuz he's dead doesn't mean you can't have a wonderful life together
FN Moron (10:05:15 PM): but, still... why 324.... why not 666, or 711 or 13?
HenryKicksAss324 (10:05:33 PM): 666 would have been so predictable
FN Moron (10:06:35 PM): so... at least everyone would know you were mean then
FN Moron (10:06:45 PM): evil...
FN Moron (10:06:49 PM): rotten to the core
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