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Wanna buy a duck?

NO!
You goddamn useless thread starting piece of POOP!!!
Soon you'll be complaining that the thread is pissing you off,
and, you want it locked...

What's the difference between a mallard and a cold?

One is a duck.... I forgot how the rest went but your mother's a WHORE.

what colour duck?

:MOO:

IkeaBoy Wrote:what colour duck?

FAEGELLA!

Spitfire Wrote::MOO:

You don't moo silly grrl. VG's the one that moo's.

:MEOW!?:

harpens claws:

Spitfire Wrote::MEOW!?:

harpens claws:

Very well, you can meow.

Spitfire Wrote::MEOW!?:

harpens claws:

I love...

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Sephiroth Wrote:What's the difference between a mallard and a cold?

One is a duck.... I forgot how the rest went but your mother's a WHORE.

i thought it was
"whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck.... I forgot how the rest went but your mother's a WHORE."

Quote:i thought it was
"whats the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One is a sick duck.... I forgot how the rest went but your mother's a WHORE."

So what?!? Pubeface!

well, this is where i'm missing the smilies, cos i'd be replying here with a whole bunch of the rolling and laughing ones, and of course the :fuggin:

umm can i buy a cock instead

Sluggo Wrote:I love...
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

RABBBITS BITCH!! I want some fucking bunnies! err... YEAH

:Baaaaaa:

Wait... wait. No, get some fucking wildabeasts. YEAH, those fucking RULE!!

Ree Wrote:Wait... wait. No, get some fucking wildabeasts. YEAH, those fucking RULE!!

Why the fuck would i want a puerto rican?

i thought this topic said do you want to buy a fuck and i couldnt understand why may-may wanted to change our present arrangement. my bad