08-21-2002, 05:16 PM
08-21-2002, 05:17 PM
Quote:... and it'll be the easiest A everTell me about it.... :lol:
08-21-2002, 05:27 PM
Quote:HE'S TRYING TO FUCK HER...he's not being nice!What? Nice people can't fuck anymore?
08-21-2002, 05:28 PM
Oh, so you want your daughter to be railed from behind by much older men?
08-21-2002, 05:29 PM
Tell her to swallow.
:thumbs-up:
:thumbs-up:
08-21-2002, 05:31 PM
You guys are trying to make OAS have a heart-attack, aren't yous? :-o
08-21-2002, 05:31 PM
True Polly, very true. Only the older guys are nice. :lookatme:
08-21-2002, 05:34 PM
Older guys are nice when they're not inside your daughter, right? 
neak:
neak:08-21-2002, 05:37 PM
Quote:to be railed from behind by much older men?Polly gives me goosebumps
08-21-2002, 05:37 PM
I can only speak for myself. She is allowed to make her own decisions. Some I just don't want to know about. :disappointed:
08-21-2002, 05:37 PM
tell her to avoid handing in papers two months late because it can really kill a grade [bastards]
and tell her not to be the annoying girl on the floor that complains about loud music or something, those people suck
is it coed floors? those are fun :thumbs-up:
and tell her not to be the annoying girl on the floor that complains about loud music or something, those people suck
is it coed floors? those are fun :thumbs-up:
08-21-2002, 05:50 PM
It's a coed dorm, different floors.
08-21-2002, 05:56 PM
Quote:Polly gives me goosebumpsOf fear?
08-21-2002, 06:10 PM
if she drive her roommate to suicide, she can get a 4.0.
08-21-2002, 06:42 PM
Quote:of fear?Yeah fear, that's it
08-21-2002, 06:44 PM
You want the anal probing too? :moonie:
08-21-2002, 08:01 PM
Well I'm off. Thanks for the tips. In summary I will tell her,
Watch your drinks
Don't get pregnent
If you're grades are in jeopordy, you can still get an A
If you get railed by an older guy, it will be from behind (Somehow I can understand that one)
And disavow any knowledge of being my daughter and she will do just fine.
Much appreciated. Don't sell the place while I'm gone.
Watch your drinks
Don't get pregnent
If you're grades are in jeopordy, you can still get an A
If you get railed by an older guy, it will be from behind (Somehow I can understand that one)
And disavow any knowledge of being my daughter and she will do just fine.
Much appreciated. Don't sell the place while I'm gone.
08-21-2002, 08:18 PM
Have a safe trip out there OAS. And when you're out there, it's ok to hump your daughters friends. They're all legal in College! :thumbs-up:
08-21-2002, 08:54 PM
Aww, I wish I coulda given OAS some advice before he left... I woulda had to come up with some first... Haha, that's funny, OAS is old enough to be my father :lol:
But seriously, between Arthur and Maynard and Ken and whoever else wrote some serious posts early on, you're right on. Especially this...
But seriously, between Arthur and Maynard and Ken and whoever else wrote some serious posts early on, you're right on. Especially this...
Quote:You're a smart guy, and I hope you've raised her right. If she has a good head on her shoulders she should be ok.Agreed wholeheartedly! Trust that you've learned her good. How old is the brother.... (ya, i'll wait for the response... or maybe someone ELSE knows?)
08-22-2002, 03:51 AM
"Hey Mister"
Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate
Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.
Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha
I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!
Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice cream
maybe dip her in chocolate
Hey Mister on your way over
in your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing around, maybe getting high
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.
Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation.
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha
I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars
It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.
It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure
I can't lie I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!