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What are your pet peeves....
the little things that really piss you off.....

One of mine is Movie Theater Snacks.....
You buy a big Box of Candy for three dollars,
then you open it to find a full 3/4 of the box is empty....
what the fuck is up with that....


I noticed my deoderant doing the same thing...
big plastic holder only half full or so with actual product...

mother bitches.
My penis..
when you put a condom on is it 3/4 empty???
Ken..
quarks
sure they are small,
but why do they piss you off,
on a side note, my cat got closed in the garage,

she took a shit whilst there......


I stepped in it........










barefoot.
I had to do a report on them junior year in high school. 10 minutes I'll never get back.
mild annoyance at best
Great use of comedic pause, Ken... :rofl:
what the Hell is a quark?
a ferengie I think....
that or a sub atomic particle....
I always get them confused.
Quote:what the Hell is a quark?
you never took physics? don't you go to a tech school?
Yeah, but it's apex tech,
none of the tools he will leave with
(free to all grads) have any tools for quark adjustment.
This is the part where people get to see how smart I am:

A quark is a sub atomic particle and its name is derived from James Joyce's book "The Dubliners" where a mug of beer is called a quark.
I hate James Joyce and now by proxy, the quark.

see we have reached full circle where now I am pissed at those small things.
i got a c in physics, and dropped it half way through last term
i gotta take it again this term :crackhead:
Quote:and dropped it half way through last term
pussy
now i have to sit through those stupid labs again. dammit
Quote:i got a c in physics, and dropped it half way through last term
i gotta take it again this term :crackhead:
lol! physics was a breeze
Quote:One of mine is Movie Theater Snacks.....
You buy a big Box of Candy for three dollars,
then you open it to find a full 3/4 of the box is empty....
what the fuck is up with that....
if you read the fine print you will notice that many retail items are sold by weight, not by volume
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