02-08-2002, 09:08 PM
OK, I never EVER watch MTV anymore, but for some reason at about 10:10 last night, I was flipping and and saw a couple hot teen chicks walking around so I decided to see what it was about.
What it turned out to be was one of the most riveting 60 minutes of television ever created. A must see. Second only to Corey Haim's E! True Hollywood Story in the unintentional comedy rating.
It turns out that this documentary tracks the stories of three groups of people:
Two completely vapid, Beverly Hills 19 year-olds spending daddy's money. I shall call them Heather. I think they share a brain. One was getting a nose job and lip implants. One was getting lipo. Both had already obviously gotten breast implants.
One gym rat with, who, although they didn't specifically say, is most assuredly a mechanic. Typical night club guy. He either wears a black children's shirt, or a wifebeater. They showed him at a dance club taking his shirt off so he could show his tats and abs. However, his life was missing one major thing. He would, in his opinion, be the "total package" of the perfect body and perfect mind, if he could only fix his calves. Yes that's right, he wanted calf implants.
Third. A beast of a woman; At least 350 pounds. She was getting gastric surgery to shrink her stomach to about the size of a syringe which would force her to lose weight.
So here's the comedy. They would intersplice comments from Heather and the gym rat about how horrible their life is, with the fat chick trying to use pendulum momentum in order to get out of a chair. The night before the surgery the Heathers "splurged" on sushi since they were getting it sucked out the next day, while the fat chick tried to force down some form of liquid poison to shock her stomach into relaxing.
The whole show was just showing how superficial and absolutely retarded the Heathers and the gymrat were compared to what the whale was going through.
Quite possibly the funniest moment of the show was right at the end when they interviewed all three people to see how the surgery will change their lives. The fat chick gave a moving speech about this will change her life. She can now live life like a normal person. She can go to the beach, starting dating, get promoted, everything. She was beaming. The day after Heather's nose job. Still all bruised and taped about the nose and cheeks, she was groggy as hell and drooling becuase of the fact that her lips were still all bruised. She was excited becuase she thought this would give her more confidence to pursue her life's dreams of "posing for playboy and maybe getting a boyfriend"
The showed the gym rat pulling up his pants at bars and dance clubs showing off his calves while people laughed at him behind his back.
It's on again at tonight at 8 and sunday at 9
What it turned out to be was one of the most riveting 60 minutes of television ever created. A must see. Second only to Corey Haim's E! True Hollywood Story in the unintentional comedy rating.
It turns out that this documentary tracks the stories of three groups of people:
Two completely vapid, Beverly Hills 19 year-olds spending daddy's money. I shall call them Heather. I think they share a brain. One was getting a nose job and lip implants. One was getting lipo. Both had already obviously gotten breast implants.
One gym rat with, who, although they didn't specifically say, is most assuredly a mechanic. Typical night club guy. He either wears a black children's shirt, or a wifebeater. They showed him at a dance club taking his shirt off so he could show his tats and abs. However, his life was missing one major thing. He would, in his opinion, be the "total package" of the perfect body and perfect mind, if he could only fix his calves. Yes that's right, he wanted calf implants.
Third. A beast of a woman; At least 350 pounds. She was getting gastric surgery to shrink her stomach to about the size of a syringe which would force her to lose weight.
So here's the comedy. They would intersplice comments from Heather and the gym rat about how horrible their life is, with the fat chick trying to use pendulum momentum in order to get out of a chair. The night before the surgery the Heathers "splurged" on sushi since they were getting it sucked out the next day, while the fat chick tried to force down some form of liquid poison to shock her stomach into relaxing.
The whole show was just showing how superficial and absolutely retarded the Heathers and the gymrat were compared to what the whale was going through.
Quite possibly the funniest moment of the show was right at the end when they interviewed all three people to see how the surgery will change their lives. The fat chick gave a moving speech about this will change her life. She can now live life like a normal person. She can go to the beach, starting dating, get promoted, everything. She was beaming. The day after Heather's nose job. Still all bruised and taped about the nose and cheeks, she was groggy as hell and drooling becuase of the fact that her lips were still all bruised. She was excited becuase she thought this would give her more confidence to pursue her life's dreams of "posing for playboy and maybe getting a boyfriend"
The showed the gym rat pulling up his pants at bars and dance clubs showing off his calves while people laughed at him behind his back.
It's on again at tonight at 8 and sunday at 9
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