I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.
i bought a vibrator! i think it needs a name....
That smiley sure gets alot of use
Pedro was my eggplants name, :disappointed:
I am begining to think Ants is a virgin.
and yes, I get massive trajectory. I hit the playstation from 15 feet away a couple weeks ago.
Yeah...but did you throw it Silence of the Lambs style?
I came in my own mouth, porno style.
Quote:I don't masturbate. I'm too tired from all the endless fucking I do.
seriously, where would you find the time?
I don't masturbate anymore.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
I came 15 feet, I might be in contention here.
Quote:42.7mph.
My new hero!
horst put up some imressive numbers!
he needs a kryptonite condom
Not kryptonite. Just kevlar.
With practice I shall make his record look like childs play.
Oh great, he now has another excuse for jacking off
I'm gonna go and practice now.
I will bring you my results when I am finished.
gonz how are you going to get the muzzle velocity reading?
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