CDIH

Brandon Dicamillo - CKY2K Freestyle
with help from Jess Margera


Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'ma give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good god hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God Damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God Damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

CKy - "Fat Fuck"
from Cky : Landspeed

I like cheese, but i cant digest the sh**it
I'm on the lew in the middle of Washington.
These are some of the things I can't eat...
It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me sh it .
I can not ,not, not have nothing yo.
But when I eat dairy, my bowels do flow.
Uh-oh I think shit myself ....(ohhh!) (ahh!)(oww!)..(ahh!)
I had some ice cream ...
I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts : x4

surpass the old with it's temporal spins..I
i got the balls,but the boss 'ell win...i say.
i gotta walk and i'll walk again.. i say.
i'm belly up..i might break down...oww.
putrid instincts.
stop putting down,im losing this time..yeah.
WAIST OF LIFE, I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN.
ahhhhhhhhHHOWWW!!

I saw CKY open for Clutch. I downloaded a CD of theirs about a week prior, and dug the music. But they suck major monkey ass live. And I really can't get into a band whose live show sucks.

well i've never seen them live, so it doesn't really affect me.

magus those lyrics have been around forever :-)

I read those lyrics, before reading CKY lyrics was cool.


mokey: < I cant get over the fact that he just keeps on jumping and that joint never goes out. Too f-ing cool!