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every year my girl and i write each other a valentines poem.
it always ends up being something funny instead of all gooey and mushy. this year i wrote a song:




EM D
A bright purple mango

C G
flies through the air,

EM D
A walrus named Hilda

C D
is brushing her hair,


EM D
chocolate covered ashtrays

C G
sit high on the floor,

EM D
my left shoe plays pinochle

C D
on a cold scottish moor,

EM D
a light bulb talks politics

C G
with senator d'amato

EM D
while icebergs in norway

C D
share a tomato,

EM D
this song is very stupid

F# A
and not what i want to say,

C D
it should say i love you

EM G
and that your an awesome lay



What do you think?

I think MayMay will love it actually. How cute, the first offical couple. Good, now we can spread rumours about you and shit!

but what did you think of the song?

eh

Funny shit, though, I thought it was funnier when they did this gag on friends.

Rip an mp3 of it, post a link to it, and then i'll really be impressed.

Keyser Soze Wrote:Rip an mp3 of it, post a link to it, and then i'll really be impressed.

the free world should never hear me sing

Pussy.

Might I suggest a Haiku?

I love you more than
I can bear. Prepare for death.
Death is forever.

:roflmao:

I'd go with Seph's

Turkey for me, turkey for you.
Wanna eat my turkey in a big, brown shoe.





wannabe...

Delicate frog
playing upon the road
cold breeze.



Edited By Keyser Soze on Feb. 13 2002 at 9:01

i can write better songs.

that's an insult.

IkeaBoy Wrote:i can write better songs.

that's an insult.

suck it, i was short on time. i thought it was cute. oh well.

Arpikarhu likes to masterbate with baby oil.
Oh, I like turkey on Thanksgiving...

I think the song will flow better if you take out the random letters you're going to have to sing every other line.

Galt Wrote:I think the song will flow better if you take out the random letters you're going to have to sing every other line.

i really hope that you are joking or i will be forced to kill you

Oh, I get it. It's a puzzle of some sort? Like a word jumble?

When she deciphers the code, you tell her what her real present is?

Galt Wrote:Oh, I get it. It's a puzzle of some sort? Like a word jumble?

When she deciphers the code, you tell her what her real present is?

i prefer Roarke so there! :p

Arpikarhu Wrote:suck it, i was short on time. i thought it was cute. oh well.

It is cute, go for it

Happy Valentines Day everyone