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not one of you selfish fucks wished me a happy birthday yesterday. i hate you all!!

Happy Birthday, fucknut :bouncer: :bouncer:

Learn how to read your IM's you silly fuckin bastard. Man, this is worse than an actual birthday thread. :fuckoff: :fuckoff:



Edited By Sean Cold on Feb. 17 2002 at 11:33

Wish you a happy birthday?

My bathmat means more to me than you.

If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't bother flushing.

I hope one of your birthday presents sprays acid on your face fuckshit. Following that I hope a group of deformed midgets runs and sticks their tiny stubbed finger hands up your ass and grab every piece of premature crap out of your body and smear it on your grandmother's face. God willing, a gay pride will march through your house and spray a protein shower all over your convulsing body because the midgets hit a nerve when going for the shit.

WhipThisFez Wrote:I hope one of your birthday presents sprays acid on your face fuckshit. Following that I hope a group of deformed midgets runs and sticks their tiny stubbed finger hands up your ass and grab every piece of premature crap out of your body and smear it on your grandmother's face. God willing, a gay pride will march through your house and spray a protein shower all over your convulsing body because the midgets hit a nerve when going for the shit.

wow, that is some very funny stuff. how you come up with things like that i will never know. limp-dick

WhipThisFez Wrote:I hope one of your birthday presents sprays acid on your face fuckshit. Following that I hope a group of deformed midgets runs and sticks their tiny stubbed finger hands up your ass and grab every piece of premature crap out of your body and smear it on your grandmother's face. God willing, a gay pride will march through your house and spray a protein shower all over your convulsing body because the midgets hit a nerve when going for the shit.

Couldn't you have saved some space and time by typing "I love you" instead?

:bouncer: :bouncer: <font size =7>HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY, ARPI</font> :bouncer: :bouncer:

i, for one, did not forget your birthday.i saw it on the botom of the page, but i just did not care

I got you some lube...
:roflmao: :fuggin:
You're old! :p :burnfucker:

OK...I see...
Fuck you.

who are you again? :fuckoff:

anyway... i hope you're raped by a rabid grizzley bear...

I figured you were joking (with Buttmunch turning 91 and Gonzostyle turning 99). So happy birthday. Now go fuck a duck.

now i'm all weepy

Arpikarhu Wrote:now i'm all weepy

good

Happy Belated Birthday Arpi.

<center>
May you find serenity and tranquility
in a world you may not always understand.

May the pain you have known
and the conflict you have experienced
give you the strength to walk through life
facing each new situation with optimism and courage.

Always know that there are those
whose love and understanding will always
be there, even when you feel most alone.

May you discover enough goodness in others
to believe in a world of peace.
May a kind word, a reassuring touch,
a warm smile be yours every day of your life,
and may you give these gifts as well as receive them.

Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending.
Teach love to those who know hate, and let that love
embrace you as you go into the world.

May the teaching of those you admire
become part of you, so that you may
call upon them.

Remember, those whose lives you have touched
and who have touched yours are always a part of you,
even if the encounters were less than
you would have wished.

May you not become too concerned
with material matters, but instead place
immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart.

Find time in each day to see the beauty
and love in the world around you.

Realize that each person has limitless abilities,
but each of us is
different in our own way.

What you may feel you lack in one regard
may be more than compensated for
in another.

What you feel you lack in the present
may become one of your strengths in
the future.

May you see your future
as one filled with promise and possibility.

Learn to view everything
as a worthwhile experience.

May you find enough inner strength
to determine your own worth by yourself,
and not be dependent on another's judgments
of your accomplishments.

May you always feel loved.
</center>

God Bless You Arpi.

We are all God's children.

Your friend in Christ,
Keyser



Edited By Keyser Soze on Feb. 20 2002 at 10:43

BULLHONKEY ARPI..I IMd YOU..you FUCK!!! pfffffffffft :moonie:

happy belated birthday. since i know you love it so much. here is my belated present.

I hope you get raped by a scary bear for your birthday, ya whinin little bitch!

Quote:God Bless You Arpi.

We are all God's children.

Your friend in Christ,
Keyser

that is so yesterdays news