01-31-2003, 09:09 PM
The singer of Thursday blacks out after their performances, like every night. He apparently can't even drive a car anymore. We?re hoping that it?ll get so bad that he can?t sing anymore. You know they?re gonna have to pump all that semen out of his stomach real soon just like they did to Bon Jovi.
Looks like Dave Grohl offically doesn't care anymore, the Foo Fighters are taking The Transplants on tour. No... we're not joking.
Call up the singer for The Used and tell him that his band totally sucks balls and his girlfriend needs to lay off the sprinkle donuts. His name is Bert, yeah we can't get over that either, and his cell number is 801-362-2057. Ozzy needs to kick this kid's ass.
If you?re pissed about having to look at a Glassjaw banner on Buddyhead, call the singer of the band, Daryl Palumbo, to tell him about it. His cell phone number is (516) 532-6739 and he told us that he totally doesn't mind what time you call, cuz he's always down to chat with his fans. Leave him a nice long voicemail and if he doesn't reply to you expediently, be certain to e-hit him up at [email]<!-- e --><a href="mailto:godzillagodzilla@aol.com">mailto:godzillagodzilla@aol.com</a><!-- e -->.[/email] Tell him how stoked you are that his band and the Used are on the same label, have the same A&R guy and management team, and now that The Used are blowing up, Glassjaw are bound to see some trickle down success as well! Tell him congratulations for us!
The singer of The Strokes just inked a 2 million dollar tv commercial deal with OXY. Zap em dude.
Speaking of new bands, our buddy Dimitri formerly of the Dillinger Escape Plan has a new band brewing. Details are sketchy, but expect his band to debut sometime around SXSW time, and it sorta sounds like a heavy Swiz. We?ll keep you posted.
Fred Durst has been rubbing his sweaty little porker hands all over Alyssa Milano?s midget body lately. Yep, the two are dating, and the best part is Justin Timberlake (that chicks other boyfriend) doesn?t know yet. Bummer dude. We sure hope these dudes don?t get in a serious fistfight over this because it?ll be like watching two Downs Syndrome kids in straight jackets arguing over who gets to control the remote during Springer.
Dashboard Confessional told Jimmy Iovene that he?ll write as many songs as it takes for Jimmy to hear ?the song?. We?re thinking a record with 45 minutes of silence culminating with the sound of a chainsaw and a little pansy ass Floridian screaming. Let?s hope they find a cure for whatever it is Chris Carraba has that makes him such a knob, before the new Dashboard Confessional record comes out. White noise.
The Vines got kicked off of the Conan show for breaking all their gear DURING SOUNDCHECK. At least the Trail of Dads figured out that you break shit during the show, not before.
Looks like Dave Grohl offically doesn't care anymore, the Foo Fighters are taking The Transplants on tour. No... we're not joking.
Call up the singer for The Used and tell him that his band totally sucks balls and his girlfriend needs to lay off the sprinkle donuts. His name is Bert, yeah we can't get over that either, and his cell number is 801-362-2057. Ozzy needs to kick this kid's ass.
If you?re pissed about having to look at a Glassjaw banner on Buddyhead, call the singer of the band, Daryl Palumbo, to tell him about it. His cell phone number is (516) 532-6739 and he told us that he totally doesn't mind what time you call, cuz he's always down to chat with his fans. Leave him a nice long voicemail and if he doesn't reply to you expediently, be certain to e-hit him up at [email]<!-- e --><a href="mailto:godzillagodzilla@aol.com">mailto:godzillagodzilla@aol.com</a><!-- e -->.[/email] Tell him how stoked you are that his band and the Used are on the same label, have the same A&R guy and management team, and now that The Used are blowing up, Glassjaw are bound to see some trickle down success as well! Tell him congratulations for us!
The singer of The Strokes just inked a 2 million dollar tv commercial deal with OXY. Zap em dude.
Speaking of new bands, our buddy Dimitri formerly of the Dillinger Escape Plan has a new band brewing. Details are sketchy, but expect his band to debut sometime around SXSW time, and it sorta sounds like a heavy Swiz. We?ll keep you posted.
Fred Durst has been rubbing his sweaty little porker hands all over Alyssa Milano?s midget body lately. Yep, the two are dating, and the best part is Justin Timberlake (that chicks other boyfriend) doesn?t know yet. Bummer dude. We sure hope these dudes don?t get in a serious fistfight over this because it?ll be like watching two Downs Syndrome kids in straight jackets arguing over who gets to control the remote during Springer.
Dashboard Confessional told Jimmy Iovene that he?ll write as many songs as it takes for Jimmy to hear ?the song?. We?re thinking a record with 45 minutes of silence culminating with the sound of a chainsaw and a little pansy ass Floridian screaming. Let?s hope they find a cure for whatever it is Chris Carraba has that makes him such a knob, before the new Dashboard Confessional record comes out. White noise.
The Vines got kicked off of the Conan show for breaking all their gear DURING SOUNDCHECK. At least the Trail of Dads figured out that you break shit during the show, not before.