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Does anyone write Lymmericks here? They are easy enough. I think we could come up with some hillarious ones knowing some of the members on this board....

Heres a couple I wrote a long time ago:

(long time ago = 10years)

Once was a guy named Ben
Who had sex with other men
They shut the shades
and shared their Aids
Now he wants to spread again.

A man once went to Rome
He soon grew sick for Home
He caught a plane
then rode a train
Because he forgot his favorite Comb.
I heard this one before:

In days of old, when knights were bold
And condoms were not yet invented
They put a sock on their cock and hoped it would prevent it.
thats the worst ever
you got skillz!
Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left out. :thumbs-up:
I love Jack cause I am a homo.
now you made my posts look stupid
what the fuck, muh fukka!
Hybrids gonna cry cause I keep removing his poem....

I feel for you Hybrid. I really do.


Oh wait.. no I don't.
I want to have Jacks children. :loveya:
wow, hybrid sucks. Fucking homo.
i find the spelling of "lymmericks" to be funny yet sad
jack deleted my post because it made fun of him and his thread
jack is a nazi!
Gomez....? Is that you?

You've got the Arpi thing down to a T, man. :thumbs-up:
hence the sig
... this was all a simple ploy to get Hybrid to respond so that Jack could edit...
Quote:Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left out
Hybrid never fucked with me. :clueless: I wonder what this is really about Jack.
Blah blah blah and swallow slow.
This was sooo 2 days ago. Catch up with the times fellas.
Blah blah blah and jill came down with two fifty.
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