Flinch
-Alanis Morissette
What's it been over a decade?
It still smarts like it was four minutes ago
We only influenced each other totally
We only bruised each other even more so
What are you my blood? You touch me like you are my blood
What are you my dad? You affect me like you are my dad
How long can a girl be shackled to you
How long before my dignity is reclaimed
How long can a girl stay haunted by you
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
Where've you been? I heard you moved to my city
My brother saw you somewhere downtown
I'd be paralyzed if I ran into you
My tongue would seize up if we were to meet again
What are you my god? You touch me like you are my god
What are you my twin? You affect me like you are my twin
How long can a girl be tortured by you?
How long before my dignity is reclaimed
And how long can a girl be haunted by you
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
Soon I'll grow up and I won't even flinch at your name
So here I am one room away from where I know you're standing
A well-intentioned man told me you just walked in
This man knows not of how this information has affected me
But he knows the colour of the car I just drove away in
What are you my kin? You touch me like you are my kin
What are you my air? You affect me like you are my air
I like the one where she said she gives blowjobs in movie theatres.
i got a blow job in a movie theatre. it was very enjoyable.
Quote:I like the one where she said she gives blowjobs in movie theatres.
that just made me giggle :roflmao:
Paper Boy Wrote:i got a blow job in a movie theatre. it was very enjoyable.
Those are fun. But on an airplane is better.
Does that count as being inducted into the Mile High Club?
No, that is something else entirely, but it's extremely difficult to pull off. :fuggin:
This is my very own Alanis-inspired song. Thanks to Danked.
:roflmao:
"I Think"
I Think pigs are really a huge problem
I Think idiots are too much on my mind
I Think moose cocks have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Dr. Seuss line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Nancy's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
I Think butt plugs are gonna drive us all crazy
And retards make me feel like a child
I Think jerks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Dr. Seuss line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Nancy's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like Nancy's smile, cruel and cold
Like Dr. Seuss's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Blame it on Jerks with no purpose
Danked is officially my hero now!
:thumbs-up: :fuggin: :thumbs-up:
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SLUGGO
"Why"
Joints, buds, nuggets
Why God, Why?
Buds, stems, running out of weed
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Seeds, Joints, roaches
Why God, Why?
Running out of weed, roaches, nuggets
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of running out of weed
Like a Tommy Chong character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
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ok.... danked Wins!!!!
<center>"Why"
Dog fuckers, fudge packers, pole smokers
Why God, Why?
Fudge packers, turd burglars, Maynard
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Ass fisters, dog fuckers, puppy kissers
Why God, Why?
Maynard, puppy kissers, pole smokers
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this brown and yellow misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of Maynard
Like a Richard Simmons character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?</center>
"Why"
Suck, dick, fuck
Why God, Why?
Dick, hate, boys
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Pain, suck, selfish
Why God, Why?
Boys, selfish, fuck
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of boys
Like a poe character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
<center> Blame it on Maynard
I Think testicles are really a huge problem
I Think pubic hairs are too much on my mind
I Think dogs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Al Goldstein line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Astro's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard
I Think shit stains are gonna drive us all crazy
And chapped lips make me feel like a child
I Think young boys will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Al Goldstein line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Astro's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like Astro's smile, cruel and cold
Like Al Goldstein's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard
Blame it on Maynard</center>
"Will to Live"
I feel miserable
Pudgy rock chicks naked in their music videos make me ill
I feel miserable
Rain on wedding days tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Cameo appearences as God!? are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
With the magenta rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Rimbaud, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Recording an album every 4 years and then going into hiding rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Blowjubs at the General Cinemas defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Free rides when you're already there are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of Alanis Morisette that I feel this way?
With the magenta rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Rimbaud, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Dave Coulier Broke My Will to Live
Fuck it, I give in.....
"Will to Live"
I feel miserable
Boys make me ill
I feel miserable
Distances tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Phones are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of lonliness that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Alanis, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
John Broke My Will to Live
John Broke My Will to Live
John Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Letters rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Tears defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Feelings are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of lonliness that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Alanis, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
John Broke My Will to Live
John Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, John Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
John Broke My Will to Live
Never underestimate the power of peer pressure.
Danked Wrote:Never underestimate the power of peer pressure.
Or boredom....and my song is scaring me.
We're not making fun of your pain...
We're making fun for your pain.
:fuggin:
Sluggo Wrote:We're not making fun of your pain...
We're making fun for your pain.
:fuggin:
Well its a good thing I'm not in pain...the song was stuck in my head and reminds me of how I felt after a breakup....thankfully I have no pain like that now, or you would all be making me cry! :p