I can't wait to read about all the fist fights after this one.
The story of Gonzo sitting on the curb outside head on his knees sobbing uncontrollably is going to be the anecdote of the year.
Best thing to do at these parties is to grab a complete stranger and try to finger her through her pants.
I'm a complete stranger to most of you!!! :banana:
then you don't get to finger her!!
(oh damn, I know her too. umm.....pretend we never met! ;-) )
but sleeper, i don't know you!!!! ;-)
suzie who???? :2:
I don't care who you are. Does that count?
I want a Spider man DVD,
everyone to listen to me sing Suspicious Minds on Kareoke,
and
to spank Suzie's naked ass.......
with a possible finger poke on this new chick provided she's not a skank dog,
these are my demands.
maybe
yes
no
and she's all mine
I want to play music critic
i am quite happy that my little comment about the party created such a stir. your angst and hand wringing was delicious!
Quote:alright I just cancelled the fucking Karoke, you all can suck my ass
happy fucking birthday to me.
though this little comment proves that i was correct all along.
Quote:The story of Gonzo sitting on the curb outside head on his knees sobbing uncontrollably is going to be the anecdote of the year.
This is why Galt is a comedy icon.
Plus I wasn't sayin everyone needs to get along but that everyone can put their shit aside and just show up, I don't expect people to become pals.
Zippy Aidsface hates me but doesn't mean I gotta talk to him.
why you gots to be like dat?
You the one trifelin on me.
dat be cold. dont be frontin wit me homes.