When there is gridlock and no cars can move anywhere, you should honk. A lot. And for a sustained period of time.
Though it may look like no cars are moving, rest assured that doing so prevents further snow from falling and will get you home faster.
I heard if you honk 10 times in a row, a helicopter will be summoned and will pick your car up and deliver it directly to your home!
damn straight, up the punx!
Another effective strategy to combat traffic is not to drive a car.
My favorite move is when the light turns green, the car at the front zooms into the intersection knowing full well they won't make it through because traffic is at a standstill. You HAVE to move when the light turns green...gridlock be damned
Sorry, I'm just a little bitter that it took me an hour to move a half mile in New Brunswick this afternoon
that thread has been done already, thankyouverymuch
At least you fuckers have "alternate routes".