we thought ladi left, when it turns out she was rotting in here the whole time.
I'm fucking this whole thing up! I'm the fucking thread fucker, mo fos.
I want to poop on my keyboard, and see what it feels like when I type.
I want to play Marco Polo in a pool of Bruce Springsteen's blood.
I want to burn holes into the blue bedspread on my bed, and then stick my tongue into the holes while I go down on a woman's vagina.
I want to put dead maple leaves down my pants, and then walk around, occasionally pulling some out of my underwear and throwing them in people's faces.
I want to have anal sex with a black woman, just to see what all the fuss is about.
I want to rip off my own ear, beat a metrosexual about the head with it, and then sew it back on. It will start a new trend in masculinity.
I want to dive overboard on a cruise ship, and then live on a desert isle, where I will be worshipped by the exotic animals. I will then be rescued and make a movie about it.
has anyone seen the jays online since this incident?
sadly, yes
Quote:I want to have anal sex with a black woman, just to see what all the fuss is about.
Same here.
I'll find a black chick, and then I'll bring her over and we'll swing, k?
you worry me a touch sometimes
The Jays Wrote:I'll find a black chick, and then I'll bring her over and we'll swing, k?
deal - make sure she's got straight hair though...those naps don't do a thing for me.
I'm choking on Sleeper's dust over here.
I have a bump on my testicle.
you are starting to frighten me
frighten you??? frighten me!