I hate the when the cord comes out of my hoodie in the wash.
Now I gotta sit here and thread it back through.
Or tie it together before washing it.
Kids hoods don't come with cords anymore because apparently children have become so stupid that they strangle themselves with them.
Or they tie them around the bases of their penises to make themselves really hard and big when they beat off into their mommies' panties.
I got plenty hard on my own, I didn't need a rope - my mom's panties were sexy as hell.
I succeed, in case you were curious.
Me penis gets rock hard, like igneous rock hard. That's how hot. And. Hard.
Yo shit, I rock, son. I use the word. And. As a. Sentance.