CDIH

since Spitfire is no longer here to tell me what I like.

but you're not Maynard

are you?

I aspire to be Maynard,

I have been practicing laughing at the word "meatflaps" when uttered by short people.

both have a lunch fetish, coincidence?

I have pom poms on my socks.

both are bald

that's just a viscious lie!

Maynard is bald? all his hair went to his chin I guess.

I have a nice full head of hair,


with flecks of grey,
deep sigh.

i'm going gray

I might go gray, but you'll barely see it with my hair color. I'll never go bald, however.

THE REJUVINATOR!

i have awesome hair. it owns

i'm not going to lose my hair. i have hair like my grandfather, cousin and mom. they just all got white at a young age, but at least i keep it