Eli Manning was IN MY FUCKING HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
HE SAT IN MY FUCKING CHAIR IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WAS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELI FUCKING MANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELI MANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELI FUCKING MANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM DRINKING THE BEER HE FUCKING BOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!
WE WATCHED OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING LICK MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!
ELI FUCKING MANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I OWN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beth illyse 77 (5:45:41 AM): are you ever gonna chill with him again?
beth illyse 77 (5:45:48 AM): he is new in town
beth illyse 77 (5:45:50 AM): he needs a friend
IrishAlkey (5:46:25 AM): thats the 3rd time giants rookies came into that bar
IrishAlkey (5:46:36 AM): the other dude he was with was there twice
IrishAlkey (5:46:39 AM): hes mad cool
IrishAlkey (5:46:55 AM): he said hes gonna come in all the time, he wants to fuck arelis
beth illyse 77 (5:46:58 AM): ha
IrishAlkey (5:47:02 AM): so i may have a new friend
beth illyse 77 (5:47:13 AM): if you let him
IrishAlkey (5:47:25 AM): hell yeah!!!!!!
IrishAlkey (5:47:44 AM): fuckin eli manning
IrishAlkey (5:47:49 AM): what a night
beth illyse 77 (5:48:23 AM): you're special
IrishAlkey (5:52:01 AM): so fucking special
i can't believe i said "chill"
I'm mailing this to the NY Post so that he doesn't hang out with you anymore.
Did Sidney Poitier's son stop by too?
ok, maybe this was funny when sleep met al franken, but this whole "i met such and such celebrity" joke is played out.
I met High Pitch Eric first.
Galt Wrote:I met High Pitch Eric first.
At least he didn't hit on you.
There was a bachelor party were my friends have their rehearsal studio and High Pitched Eric was there. He was hitting on me with whatever line of bullshit he had, including he was on the Stern show. He's such a freak, my boyfriend wanted to kick his ass because he wouldn't stop.
Eli Manning is probably writing in his blog about the scary old guy that he met last night.
It'd be cool if he moves in with me!
jesse palmer lives in my girlfriend's building!
now only if dave attell would give you a shot
dave still shakes with the memory
Hopefully Dave will read this!