Hey Ladi Wrote:Arthur Dent Wrote:Alright, so I'm spending the holiday alone because my entire family and friends are on the other side of the ocean. Don't rub it in. :disappointed:
I'd rather be there. It's Spring, there are museums, restaurants, scenery, and it's way older than anything we have here. There is just an air of romance about the place.
A tiny hotle room with hot water every 3rd hour of the day. Wine, bread. Strange cars, crazy drivers. Cemetarys, parks, people watching, etc. Oooo, it'd be like a movie. I wanna go!
If only you weren't chained to that radiator... :disappointed:
Arthur Dent Wrote:If only you weren't chained to that radiator... :disappointed:
Dude! Call back of the day! I don't even remember when I said that, but Short Bus is the only logical answer, really.
I don't think I could get the handcuffs through the metaldector, without the obvious stares & giggles.
Hey Ladi Wrote:I don't think I could get the handcuffs through the metaldector, without the obvious stares & giggles.
"Bombs dont tick anymore. They vibrate.
Every once in awhile though, it's a vibrator"
You'll have to use those big zip ties that cops use now.
Maynard Wrote:"Bombs dont tick anymore. They vibrate.
Every once in awhile though, it's a vibrator"
You'll have to use those big zip ties that cops use now.
Lone me one of your's?
"And it is our policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Its always 'the dildo,' not 'your dildo.'"
LZMF1 Wrote:Ken'sPen Wrote:Can we send Leonard Nimoy, "In Search of " LZ's 1% of teh funny???
fuck off!!!! i'm just pointing out the obvious. i wasn't trying to be funny. but you sure as hell are.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Somebody's panties are all in a bunch!!! :moonie:
you wanna dig em outta my ass crack?
huh......big boy?
Edited By LZMF1 on Mar. 25 2002 at 1:31
LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack?
You would loooove that wouldnt you. FAAAAAG!
LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack?
Things found in LZ's ass:
used condoms,
his head,
Sluggos Boot,
anything else....anyone.....anyone???
Ken'sPen Wrote:anything else....anyone.....anyone?
Later tonight...
Probably a six foot trestle ladder.
Ken'sPen Wrote:LZMF1 Wrote:you wanna dig em outta my ass crack?
Things found in LZ's ass:
used condoms,
his head,
Sluggos Boot,
anything else....anyone.....anyone???
yet another gem from the overacheiving mental midget.
i'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you. once again, get in the coffin and die!
Edited By LZMF1 on Mar. 25 2002 at 1:53
Would someone tell this fuck that Post Editing......
IS MY FUCKING GIMMICK!!!!!
:fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff: :fuckoff:
It's mine now!!! :moonie:
Now it's MINE MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOP!
Edited By Maynard on Mar. 25 2002 at 2:05
nothing to see here
Edited By NaughtyAngel on Mar. 25 2002 at 2:04
Ken'sPen Wrote:It's mine now!!! :moonie:
damn!!!!
Sluggo if you give it back I will return the "Eh?" I took from Danked.
enough of the infantile sqabbling. here is a peace offering ken.
spit's butt floss
enjoy
Hey Ladi Wrote:Arthur Dent Wrote:Alright, so I'm spending the holiday alone because my entire family and friends are on the other side of the ocean. Don't rub it in. :disappointed:
I'd rather be there. It's Spring, there are museums, restaurants, scenery, and it's way older than anything we have here. There is just an air of romance about the place.
A tiny hotle room with hot water every 3rd hour of the day. Wine, bread. Strange cars, crazy drivers. Cemetarys, parks, people watching, etc. Oooo, it'd be like a movie. I wanna go!
:Homer Voice: You are gay. :/Homer Voice:
Sephiroth Wrote:PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE IRONY HERE !!!!!
Trust me, Mighty Ninja warrior...
You are not alone.