CDIH

Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!

If you're standing on your head, and you pull your pants down, is that really such a bad thing?

i'm waiting for ken's pen to post a witty reply to this one.

a man walked into a bar and said ouch

Ahhhhhhh, I needed a new place to fart...thanks tool

tands, drops trou, farts...watches paint peel from wall:

Yep, works everytime

Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:Hmmm nothing really makes go "What the fuck"

Not even the first time you peered into the toxic waste site that is Grump's grandma's hatchet wound? damn, took me a good few minutes to get my bearings in there, but now its just a second home :crackhead:

My Penis smells of Prawns.

This made me say what the fuck for a second.

but then i kinda found him hot and violated him.

If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?

42

JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:This made me say what the fuck for a second.

but then i kinda found him hot and violated him.

Awwwww....what a beautiful baby. :loveya:

Arthur Dent Wrote:If you're flying down the highway, and your wings fall off your boat how many pancakes can you stack on top of a green doghouse?

That's it!

The Universal Question!