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I'd move this to the Stoner Forum, but none of you would ever find it again.

A friend of mine offered me oxys and then went on to take it with her boyfriend while we were all hanging out. They had to break it up and then snort it which made it seem even more disturbing and I'm glad I didn't try it. Wasn't till I got home that I found out what it was and how dangerous it could be. I worry about her, but I hope she either stopped indulging in oxys or dumps this silly little pillhead of hers soon.
oxycotin is packaged in time release capsules. if you cut them open you run the risk of overdosing. i've never tried it but i have a friend who takes it for severe pain he has in his leg from a car accident. they had to remove alot of muscle and tissue from his leg and he is in constant pain from it.
I took 2 freds one time and mixed it with a Dino and a Barney, then I drunked it down with a banana smoothee and all my friends were like, OMFG DUDE YOU ARE INSANE!!!!
those Flintstone vitamins were the shit!!
One time I got a contact high from goat and danked and dreamed up an ingenius idea for a movie but I forgot on the way home.

I did have a refreshing iced coffee one the way home, for some reason though the dunkin donuts skank rang up danked and me together even though we said we were seperate, I guess she thought we were gay lovers.
Quote:dreamed up an ingenius idea for a movie but I forgot on the way hom

did it involve kubla khan?
all I remember is jesus raping mary and bionic zombie hitler and pepsi-coke
one good literary reference and you go straight to the bionic zombie hitler. so predictable.
Ahh so you say, the twist is that Jesus comes back to kill off the entire jewish race and hitler is brought back but ofcourse it goes haywire and Hitler comes back to save the jews from the madman Jesus!!!

Jesus finally has it with being second honcho and turns his back on god and rapes mary when she comes to bring him home, hitler even sheds a tear...

Its got it all.
it doesnt have kubla khan
this is worked out to be a trilogy, I am just giving you a taste.

I nominated you to play jesus and hitler will be played by rutger hauer.
i can do jesus :thumbs-up:
I was gonna save this as a surprise but joobies will be playing mary and I want realism for the rape scene, can I count on you to deliver?
i'm your man!
Naturally you'll do the lighting as well.... well atleast telling someone to turn the switch and stuff.
i see it more as a rape of jesus by Rape with a strap-on
exactly why you are not in the directors chair and are delegated to getting me coffee and me yelling at you for stuff and shit, good times.
GonzoStyle Wrote:Naturally you'll do the lighting as well.... well atleast telling someone to turn the switch and stuff.
i was born for this role!
I knew I could count on you, we'll have you descend from heaven on a diamond and ruby studded chariot with teddy bears and chocolates, right before you start massacaring the jews...

It will be deliciously decadent, yum!!!
GonzoStyle Wrote:exactly why you are not in the directors chair and are delegated to getting me coffee and me yelling at you for stuff and shit, good times.
here's your coffee. I hope you like Equal instead of Sweetnlow.
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