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GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 01:56 AM
My super just showed up and installed a smoke detector.

Now we been in this building goin on 20 years now and we never once had a smoke detector until now.

The super installs it and then tells me I gotta sign a paper stating I had one installed and then informs me I gotta send the landlord a check for 20 bucks for the detector... whoa whoa whoa, what kinda shit is that? First off the moment you leave i'm takin the fuckin battery out, second I didnt ask for it and third you were required by law to install one.

Ofcourse my landlords a hassid, fuckin jew motherfucker.

fuckin smoke and carbon monoxide alarm, I coulda gotten on myself for 5 bucks.

Mad

11-02-2004, 02:02 AM
He's looking to burn the building down and he's just going through the cover your ass phase.

Goatweed

11-02-2004, 03:32 AM
I love the fact that he made you pay for it - fuckin' Jews!!!

GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 03:36 AM
Theres no way I am payin for it, though I did break it already.

Goatweed

11-02-2004, 03:39 AM
I need to buy one of those too - It's the Law!!!

GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 03:49 AM
I'll sell you mine for 20 bucks.

drusilla

11-02-2004, 03:50 AM
a carbon monoxide detecrtor is now required by law starting today. but its fucked up that they made you pay for it.

Goatweed

11-02-2004, 03:54 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:I'll sell you mine for 20 bucks.
but it doesn't come with a battery.

GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 04:14 AM
It doesn't matter..

Quote:Theres no way I am payin for it, though I did break it already.

Galt

11-02-2004, 04:17 AM
I heard about this. I will absolutely refuse to pay a nickel for it. If they want to install some alarm to detect something that's going to kill me, make an Antrax monitor.

Keyser Soze

11-02-2004, 04:39 AM
ive always had a carbon monoxide detector, its the silent killer.

Goatweed

11-02-2004, 05:06 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:It doesn't matter..

Quote:Theres no way I am payin for it, though I did break it already.
I'll bet you shot your cum on it too - sick bastard!

GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 05:32 AM
exactly.

The Sleeper

11-02-2004, 05:40 AM
they did this to me too

GonzoStyle

11-02-2004, 05:48 AM
Did your heeb landlord charge you 20 bucks?

The Sleeper

11-02-2004, 05:59 AM
25 but i haven't paid it and this thread inspired me to jew it up

Goatweed

11-02-2004, 03:05 PM
how can they make you pay for it, isn't it their responsibility by law?

Galt

11-02-2004, 03:15 PM
I'm on the 24th floor. I don't need some carbon monoxide detector. If they charge me I will refuse

IrishAlkey

11-02-2004, 05:20 PM
Next they'll start charging you to live there!

Galt

11-02-2004, 05:22 PM
Oh, but they do already!
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