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- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
keyser keeps me sane... he's been slacking.
- Keyser Soze - 02-07-2006
you mean i make you seem sane in comparison.
- The Jays - 02-07-2006
you cause insanity
- Keyser Soze - 02-07-2006
this is awkward
- GonzoStyle - 02-07-2006
awkward is finding a homemade porn your mother made and having her walk in on you, while you masturbate to it!
- fbd - 02-07-2006
WHILE YOU STICK AN EGGPLANT UP THE ASS OF A 6 YEAR LD PHILLIPINO BOY IN THE BASEMENT OF YOUR PIANO SHOP!!!11
- GonzoStyle - 02-08-2006
That's just silly
- Mad - 02-08-2006
Yeah, especially if you have a cock to stuff in it.
- Keyser Soze - 02-08-2006
i take back my earlier statement
- Hoon - 02-08-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:awkward is finding a homemade porn your mother made and having her walk in on you, while you masturbate to it!This is probably the funniest thing I've ever read in 4 years of message board life.
- GonzoStyle - 02-08-2006
it wasn't funny when my mom walked in but yeah its funny now, especially when we then ignored the fact it ever happened and tried to have a conversation later on. She couldnt say nothing cause she made a homemade porn and I couldnt say nothing cause I was too busy trying to figure out how to fuck her.
- Hoon - 02-08-2006
What would enhance the awkwardness even more is if she were blowing you and in a fit of passion you tore the cancer wig off her head!
There, now we're both going to hell.
- GonzoStyle - 02-08-2006
then hell will smell like a wendy's burger once I get there but it's hell so it will smell like mcdonalds
- Hoon - 02-08-2006
Hell for me will smell like spaghetti, the most disgusting plate of food ever invented.. and the only person I'll have to talk to is tequila.
Silera will be there too but all her orafices will be sewed shut.
- GonzoStyle - 02-08-2006
Hell for me will be spending an eternity posting on a message board with only keyser to keep me company
- Keyser Soze - 02-08-2006
aww, thanks buddy!
- GonzoStyle - 02-08-2006
and keysers every reply will just be "EYY DIS FUCKIN GUY, MING!!!"
- shortnfugly - 02-08-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:Hell for me will be spending an eternity posting on a message board with only keyser to keep me company
Seems like you're half way there already.
- Tequila - 02-08-2006
Hoon Wrote:Hell for me will smell like spaghetti, the most disgusting plate of food ever invented.. and the only person I'll have to talk to is tequila.I will not be the only person you will be able to talk to.
Silera will be there too but all her orafices will be sewed shut.
This message board has more members going to hell then anyother message board in history. The official Message board of hell is this one.
- Keyser Soze - 02-08-2006
i defy anyone to choose tequila over me as their personal posting hell.