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- TheGMANN - 04-16-2005

So how much did you pay for the bj ?


- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

I didn't, it was on the house.

So as I was saying before, this nigger I work with had the nerve to come to work today wearing pink pants with pink socks and gator shoes.... plus the pants were so thin that you could see his underwear... and I couldn't help but stare and he forced me to feel gay.... plus he has the biggest cock I have ever seen.



- TheGMANN - 04-16-2005

That was his Sunday best for church









oh yeah....FAG!



- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

so as I was saying, I was at the supermarket today and I got some beers and diet mountain dew... it tastes like regular mountain dew... amazing stuff I tell ya.


- The Jays - 04-16-2005

Hi


- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

Quote:PS: Don't tell danked I smoked weed without him.

*shakes fist*

you'll have no excuse next time you come over!!!



- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

it's not really green, I never drank it out of a glass before, it's more like urine after you take a bunch of vitamins.


- The Jays - 04-16-2005

you smoked weed without danked???


- The Jays - 04-16-2005

without goatweed????























??????



- The Jays - 04-16-2005

without me????

































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- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

I did not!!!

I smoked it with you all in mind...



- TheGMANN - 04-16-2005

with each puff...he was like "this is for my nigga Goatweed"


- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

next time I'm takin' the burger!!!


- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

and I thought of you as I got my blowjob as well but thats so I wouldnt cum too quick.


- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

I'm honored.


- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

Once I thought about goats wife while I was spending quality time with myself


- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

shes great, isnt she?


- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

amazing little woman, so anyway she buried the dog in the backyard, what a fuckin weirdo.


- Goatweed - 04-16-2005

cant she did it up & take it with her? I dont think Fido is gonna complain about it...


- GonzoStyle - 04-16-2005

but she doesn't wanna wake him, duh!!!