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- HedCold - 06-15-2005

does he/she/it fight with your dog like in the cartoons?


- GonzoStyle - 06-15-2005

My dogs getting older thats why I got the cat, to soften the blow when the old pup croaks. The cat keeps biting my dogs ass and all my dog does is run away and then the cat runs around her and smacks her in the face and the dog does nothing... it's like watching an old lion being kicked out of the pride once the young lion comes along and kicks his ass.


- TheGMANN - 06-15-2005

Cats are yucky and now you are too.


- Buttmunch - 06-15-2005

I've got four cats and they all smack eachother in the face constantly.

Bonnie is the champion.



- GonzoStyle - 06-15-2005

TheGMANN Wrote:Cats are yucky and now you are too.
Keep it up and i'll force choke you like padme.


- jewdown - 06-15-2005

so does it have balls?


- GonzoStyle - 06-15-2005

Honestly, I can't tell.


- TheGMANN - 06-15-2005

You really need to get out of the house more if the entertainment of your day is looking for your cats balls.


- Arpikarhu - 06-16-2005

you forget, to gonzo the outside is a scary place full of dark corners and icy sidewalks.


- TheGMANN - 06-16-2005

Once you find your cats penis will you be jerking it off and having the cat jizz land on your face ? Kind of like a master/pet bonding experience ?


- crx girl - 06-16-2005

Arpikarhu Wrote:you forget, to gonzo the outside is a scary place full of dark corners and icy sidewalks.
you forgot bees

and that maddox guy wrote a "review" of the new star wars. it was pretty funny.



- GonzoStyle - 06-16-2005

TheGMANN Wrote:You really need to get out of the house more if the entertainment of your day is looking for your cats balls.
I work in queens, don't make me stop by


- TheGMANN - 06-16-2005

I defy you.


- Keyser Soze - 06-17-2005

are you a cat person or a dog person? you really cant be both.


- HedCold - 06-17-2005

i like to think of gonzo as a rat person


- Hybrid - 06-17-2005

what did you name it


- GonzoStyle - 06-17-2005

Adolf


- Mad - 06-17-2005

How cute, did you make him a matching little Nazi uniform too?


- GonzoStyle - 06-17-2005

well he's a white cat but he has a black tail and two black patches on top of his head and he has a teeny little black mark under his nose, so it fits.


- GonzoStyle - 06-20-2005

I think I finally saw balls last night, they were tiny like what chicks call my cock but they were there.