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- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
yeah the george washington mouth with wooden teeth is on sale.
- Mad - 02-21-2006
The asshole one is on sale for those who wish to celebrate that traitor Lincolns b-day.
- Black Lazerus - 02-21-2006
replica of Barbra Bush's cooch right in time for presidents day
- Mad - 02-21-2006
You should sue them for not having Arfocentric ones.
- Black Lazerus - 02-21-2006
yeah i need nappy hair down there to get me going!!!
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
they have the mocha colored ones
- Mad - 02-21-2006
Just glue a Brillo pad on, it's close enough.
- Keyser Soze - 02-21-2006
now <a href="http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?cPath=32">less filling</a>
- drusilla - 02-21-2006
![[Image: fleshy2.gif]](http://f1.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/YKz6Qz1eVNcE9b5lGlJ3i-P7-e64nOoDdLmQt9ifw-GfKunsliCREoZkkS0AwUFg3sZXS45Bpyk7PhCF_cYo8GHN_QuSFSmELw/drusilla/fleshy2.gif)
one of my old oa.com sigs
- Keyser Soze - 02-21-2006
does jorge have one?
- drusilla - 02-21-2006
only human
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
yeah but this is BETTER than the real thing, you're just jealous.
- drusilla - 02-21-2006
i thought about buying one as a gag gift before he went away to grenada. oh well, he's back for good now.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
you're just afraid to lose him to something thats better than the real thing.
- drusilla - 02-21-2006
i am. it's true. i like penis.
- GonzoStyle - 02-21-2006
I'm afraid to get one cause then I may give up human contact for good.
- drusilla - 02-21-2006
i've actually been in the presence of one before. one of my teachers in grad school brought it in. its very soft, but its kind of sticky. not really, just the kind that makes all the fuz from your clothing stick to it.
- GonzoStyle - 02-22-2006
Like the real thing.
- drusilla - 02-22-2006
ew
- The Sleeper - 02-22-2006
i caught an STD from this thing