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- Lord Magus - 01-24-2002
Lessee..
Steal from job.. yep, done that..
Steal from store.. yep... shoplifting is almost a required study at an art college, when a tube of paint the size of your pinky costs 20 bucks, and you have zero dinero but you HAVE to have the paint for class
But, my friends and I in highschool took simple vandalism to whole new levels... signing, canning, mail boxing, drive-by paintballing.. they made warning announcements at my school because of us.. but the BIG one... we stole an active traffic light and took it home (those things look like a roman candle when you tear loose the wires)
- Arpikarhu - 01-24-2002
Lord Magus Wrote:Lessee..poser. anything to hang out with the cool kids
Steal from job.. yep, done that..
Steal from store.. yep... shoplifting is almost a required study at an art college, when a tube of paint the size of your pinky costs 20 bucks, and you have zero dinero but you HAVE to have the paint for class
But, my friends and I in highschool took simple vandalism to whole new levels... signing, canning, mail boxing, drive-by paintballing.. they made warning announcements at my school because of us.. but the BIG one... we stole an active traffic light and took it home (those things look like a roman candle when you tear loose the wires)
- Lord Magus - 01-24-2002
umm...
the "vandalism" was usually my idea, the stoplight most certainly was.
Funny thing is, we were the Uber Geeks of our HS, so no one ever suspected us
- Maynard - 01-24-2002
Quote:Funny thing is, we were the Uber Geeks of our HS, so no one ever suspected usIt's always the quiet ones you have to watch. damn D&D warped kids minds I tell ya.
- Bartman - 01-24-2002
cheating in school is my vice as well as screwing wit the schools computers :lol:
- IkeaBoy - 01-24-2002
i used to work at a library and stole like over $2000 in books including LotR, Helter Skelter and a book on the history of Organized Crime in New York. I also made money by stealing books for other people.
I made a website bashing an idiotic teacher who I hated and heard that it made her cry.
I did work for other students for money.
- Arpikarhu - 01-24-2002
Quote:I did work for other students for money.fag
- Sluggo - 01-24-2002
Quote:but recently started smoking pot again.Sorry about that. :fuggin:
- IkeaBoy - 01-24-2002
Arpikarhu Wrote:how is that gay? it's not like I did it for anal sexQuote:I did work for other students for money.fag
- Arpikarhu - 01-24-2002
IkeaBoy Wrote:ohh, i assumed......i mean......never mindQuote:how is that gay? it's not like I did it for anal sexQuote:I did work for other students for money.fag
- IkeaBoy - 01-24-2002
Arpikarhu Wrote:ohh, i assumed......i mean......never mindoh!!! Work != job. I did the jobs for free
- Arpikarhu - 01-24-2002
IkeaBoy Wrote:yes..yes...lets move onQuote:ohh, i assumed......i mean......never mindoh!!! Work != job. I did the jobs for free
- AdolescentMasturbator - 01-24-2002
My vice is posting Socialist propaganda all over my school. No, I'm serious.
- criticslovesnatch - 01-24-2002
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- crx girl - 01-24-2002
i never really did anything all that bad, shoplifted once or twice, makeup really is way too expensive :roll:
i guess my only vices are beer and weed, oh and boobs, i love boobs.
i think it was that irish catholic guilt thing that stopped me from doing stuff most of the time. that, and spending a day in jail after a cop tells me i could get deported if they don't reduce the charge from felony to misdemeanor, so, yeah, i try not to ever put myself in a situation where deportation could occur :real good:
- Doc - 01-24-2002
I did all the stupid shoplifting stuff when I was young, dumb little crap and all...nothing that would get me more than a slap on the wrist.
My worst vice would have to be infidelity. I cheated on one girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend for a good three months until I decided to dump both, and I hooked up with two girls while with another girlfriend. Not stuff that I'm too proud of.
- Kingpin - 01-25-2002
Shit, you may not be proud, but I am very proud of you. You lucky dog.
- Sean Cold - 01-25-2002
Quote:My worst vice would have to be infidelity. I cheated on one girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend for a good three months until I decided to dump both, and I hooked up with two girls while with another girlfriend. Not stuff that I'm too proud of.
Dude, you are my idol now. No, really.
Confess? Wouldn't that mean you were somewhat ashamed of your deeds? Shit, I am proud of my major fuck ups. They made me the distinguished gentleman I am today.
graffiti? Check
stealing from a store? Check
Putting a garbage can through some shitheads parked car? Check
hitting a teacher and getting expelled from HS because he called you a scumbag? Check
Having a girl dump you so you can get her best friend to feel soory for you then bagging her as well? Check
Bar fights that you couldn't possibly win but started just out of sheer boredom? Check
Kicking the shit out of some asswipe because they just looked at you the wrong way? Check
Making a pussy who called you out in a chat room cry like a whiney cunt in person? Check
Making the most ruthless bags of shit, piss and other excreetments to throw at people on halloween? Check
Spitting in a girls face because you turned her down and she decided to tell your friends it was because you were gay? Check
Kicking the ever loving shit out of the one ass fucker who defended her and waited till the smoke cleared to get him with a running kick to the grill with size 13 steel toed MC boots? Check
damn, I need to do another post later, too much shit to list at this point.
My god, no wonder this site is named the way it is! :burnfucker:
- Gooch - 01-25-2002
I posted this somewhere else, but it sat forlorn like OA board member at a high school dance, so, since it's appropriate, I throw it here:
Try this at a party sometime.
I have and it works.
Pick someone out of a crowd. It doesn't matter if they're a man or woman. All that matters is that they are human. Back them into a corner. Not the chip and dip table. Find a place that's quieter, less congested. If you can, try the bedroom where all the coats are stacked on the bed.
Make them tell you if they've ever killed anyone.
Don't let them weasel with their war stories, auto crashes, and fatal sins of omission. Find out if they ever put a serrated blade of a bread knife between someone's ribs and then sawed back and forth, or if they know what it's like to gently wiggle the barrel of a pistol into someone's mouth and squeeze the trigger. Ask if they know what human blood really smells like. How much spills out of the puntured human body. What it tastes like when it isn't yours...
...And I'm never surprised at how many answer me honestly.
I'm never surprised at how many know.
- virgingrrl - 01-25-2002
well, i don't steal, i don't cheat, and the only person that i lie to is myself. in my own little world i am the greatest person ever, but deep down i know that i am not. i am a terrible person. i lie to myself to keep from the hurt getting to me. i lie, until i break down. and its not pretty when those "breakdowns" happen. i lose.